I’ve recently discovered a Romanian song. I have a feeling I’ll be referring to it later, so I am posting it here together with its lyrics and Romanian translation.
Friday, March 1, 2013
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Arabic and Anal Sex
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puttycat fail archive
Thursday, October 29, 2009
George Michael ain't no spider
A recent study done by Maydianne Andrade and Jeffrey Stoltz of the University of Toronto found that some ugly Australian spider female will devour the male after copulation UNLESS the male courts her first for 100 minutes.
I couldn’t help thinking of George Michael and his “Fast Love” song. He’d never make it as a spider..
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| But if you’re looking for fastlove If that’s love in your eyes It’s more than enough Had some bad luck So fastlove is all that I’ve got On my mind |
Maybe no fastlove 4 George, but the Black Widow could be turned on by his performance; that’s why I added more songs to the playlist above. Or – who knows? – George will save his life by swinging the other way, leaving the Black Widow completely unfulfilled.. ![]()
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Sources / More info: Andrade-Lab, yt
Friday, June 26, 2009
Michael Jackson is dead – le Roi (du pop) est mort
Unfortunately, the news, initially brought to us by TMZ and disseminated like crazy by the twittersphere, are true. He died of a heart attack at 50 years old. He passed away in the mansion the promoters of his new concert. The paramedics, called by a staff member, found him not breathing and all efforts to resuscitate him were in vain. He was 50 and was on some sort of medication which may have acted to end his life. Michael leaves behind 3 children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince "Blanket" Michael Jackson II. He was married to Elvis' daughter, Lisa-Marie.
I too was raped by Michael!
.. but I liked it and I did not sue. I used to be electrified by his music and dance moves up until about his Bad & Moowalking albums. I liked the music on the latter, but he was nowhere to be seen – he emerged later on completely changed. Nobody knows for sure if the children who accused him of sexual assault were honest or were just trying to scam money out of him, pushed by their parents. There is a strong possibility that he was (just) sleeping with them out of a desire for affection and in a futile attempt to live the childhood he never had. This is not a behavior one would expect from a man but his childhood was wasted in endless performances. Joe Jackson, his father, is accused by some of having been obsessed to make money. He once launched his signature beverage, Joe Cola, which you can see in one of Janet's videos. In addition, his Michael’s idol, Diana Ross, whom he tried to emulate, was a motherly person.
The concert in Bucharest or'92 is considered one of the most successful broadcast on HBO and had the best ratings of that network until then. Another significant milestone (other than, of course, Thriller) was his interview with Oprah at Neverland. When asked “are you a virgin?” Michael, visibly shaken, asked in his infantile voice: “Oprah, how can you ask such a question?”. Today, Oprah is the highest rated talk show, and an appearance on Oprah virtually guarantees mainstream acceptance, but back then, it wasn’t so clear who is launching whom.
Constantly assaulted by reporters, he once said:
Why not just tell people I'm an alien from Mars. Tell them I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight. They'll believe anything you say, because you're a reporter. But if I, Michael Jackson, were to say, "I'm an alien from Mars and I eat live chickens and do a voodoo dance at midnight", people would say, "Oh, man, that Michael Jackson is nuts. He's cracked up. You can't believe a damn word that comes out of his mouth.
Paul McCartney
A few very good songs came out of the father – son collaboration between McCartney and Jackson. What few know is that Paul taught Michael how to profit from copyright by acquiring old songs and renting them out. Michael applied this knowledge to a few songs by Beatles and using them in ways that Paul did not approve. Their relationship soured and did not recover.
This is it
Known as “a millionaire who spends like a billionaire”, Michael had made huge debts. He was hoping to get back in black with the O2 - This is it concerts. His perfectionism and most likely fear of failure made him postpone them four times(!) He requested that his choir be racially equal. AEG Live, his promoter, had made a major investment, paying $5 millions to settle a lawsuit with a Bahrein prince. His concerts would've brought AEG Live $70 millions and would have kickstarted a 3 year international collaboration. 750,000 tickets at prices starting at $81 per bilet had already been sold
Condolences
His death touched quite a few celebrities:
Arnold Schwarzenegger: We lost a great entertainer and a pop icon. My thoughts and prayers go out to Michael Jackson's family, friends and fans.
Diddy: Michael Jackson showed me that you can actually see the beat. He made the music come to life!! He made me believe in magic. I will miss him!
Samantha Ronson: His music is just as relevant now as it was the day they pressed record, I'm sure it will remain so for generations to come.R.I.P.Mr Jackson.
Dane Cook: I'm dedicating my show 2night to Michael Jackson. THRILLER got me laid. Well... At least thats what I told my friends.
Heidi Montag: the world has suffered a GREAT loss today Michael Jackson my thoughts and prayers are with his family, friends, and fans God bless.
Ice T: Rest In Peace Mike. People can say what they want but you were 100% original. WE will always love , miss & remember your GREATNESS.
John Mayer: Dazed in the studio. A major strand of our cultural DNA has left us. RIP MJ. I think we'll mourn his loss as well as the loss of ourselves as children listening to Thriller on the record player.
Ashley Tisdale: So sad. Saying a prayer for Michael Jackson.
Miley Cyrus: michael jackson was my inspiration. love and blessings
Ludacris: If it were not for Micheal Jackson I would not be where or who I am today.His Music and Legacy will live on Forever.Prayers to the famR.I.P.
MC Hammer: I have no words.. I loved Michael Jackson.. RIP..
Kelly Rowland: Michael you left such a legacy on this earth, have touched SO MANY!!! We thank you for such a driving inspiration in music & our lives!! This has got to be one of the saddest days in music history!! Michael Rest In Peace! WE miss you!
Star Jones: Death comes to all. But great achievements build a monument." He IS and WAS the greatest entertainer of all times...Peace to you brother.
Lindsay Lohan: NO OMG ... sending my love and prayers out to Michael and his family ... i feel sick..
Marlon Wayans: My prayers, my love, my heart goes out to michael jackson and the entire jackson family. I pray so hard for them. I'm crushed! Please pray.
Pete Wentz: Prayers and thoughts with michael jackson ... I haven't hope in so long that news isn't true.
Kim Kardashian: Wow I am truly in shock that Michael Jackson has passed away! I love u Jackson family, my prayers are with the whole family!
Ashton Kutcher: Rip Sending love and light to family and friend but especially his kids.
Shanna Moakler: The hard thing about getting older is watching all those who inspired you pass, love to the jackson family..
Rachelle Lefevre: Rest in peace Farrah Fawcett & Michael Jackson. Condolences to their families.
Paul McCartney: It’s so sad and shocking. I feel privileged to have hung out and worked with Michael. He was a massively talented boy-man with a gentle soul. His music will be remembered forever and my memories of our time together will be happy ones.
Eugene Lambert (Ireland's best puppeteer whose son performed at J's b-day party): Michael and the kids seemed to enjoy the show equally. My son sang happy birthday to Michael, who seemed genuinely touched by the attention. Michael rang me that night to thank me for the show. He said he hoped he’d be as happy at his work as I am at my age, and of course I’m 80.
Lenny Kravitz: It was the most amazing experience I’ve had in the studio. He was funny. Very funny and we laughed the whole time. I also saw what a beautiful father he was. He was a beautiful human being. If not for him, I wouldn’t be doing what I’m doing. He gave me joy as a child and showed me the way to go..
Byron Garcia (security consultant at a Philippine prison who organized the famous video of 1,500 inmates doing a synchronized dance to “Thriller”, gathering 23.4 million hits): My heart is heavy because my idol died.
Imelda Marcos: Michael Jackson enriched our lives, made us happy. The accusations, the persecution caused him so much financial and mental anguish. He was vindicated in court, but the battle took his life. There is probably a lesson here for all of us.
Whatever some might think or say about him, he was undeniably an innovator, he influenced many artists and at the top of his career has simply the best. I hope that in his everlasting Neverland he’s no longer taunted by his own demons or cocky reporters..
Sources / More info: wikipedia (RO), wikipedia (EN), google news, rolling stones, yt
Friday, March 1, 2013
security
Tuesday, May 22, 2012
Modern Love - His Version
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Viata bestiala a magarilor columbieni
They love their burros in Colombia, and nowhere more so than in San Antero, a small town on the Caribbean coast. They love them so much they built a statue to celebrate the "noble beast" and for four days at Easter every year the whole town goes donkey-mad with the world's only Donkey carnival.
"At the beginning people just made fun of me," recalls Cristoval Correa of the first time he proposed the party more than 20 years ago. "But now look," he says proudly surveying the 400 or so donkeys and their owners readying themselves for the donkey stampede which kicks off the annual festivities. A few of the locals have really gone to town this year, dressing up their beasts as soap stars or paramilitary leaders in a bid to win the donkey costume competition.
The original idea of the festival, explains Correa, "Was to protect the donkey;to stop it from going extinct." Oh kaye In any case, by this point Correa's floppy-eared little brainchild has taken on a life of its own. The 20th celebration of the National Festival of the Donkey was marked by the inauguration of the Burrodome, San Antero's own version of Rio de Janeiro's Sambadome. That's right, they built a stadium where man and beast can hang out together, grab a beer, and listen to Colombia's vallenato legends belt it out in competition for "King of the Donkey Festival."
Despite the ready admission of many a Northern Colombian male to occasional (or frequent) dalliances with the brown beast, Correa is not happy with the implication that San Antero celebrates the animal due to collective zoophilia.
"Please, it is a sacred being that has allowed the town of San Antero to be internationally recognised and has become a symbol of our community," he says. "Perhaps there were some indiscretions in the old days when sex was taboo and the kids could not have sex until they were 21, but not today."
Incidentally, while he was carrying on at me attempting to debunk the myth, the mayor of San Antero was right next to us, handing out t-shirts with a donkey on the front surrounded by the words "A good Coste?±o never forgets his first love."
Din pacate, toate acele video pe care intentionam sa le arat au disparut.. Ramane pe alta data :(
Surse / More info: Bestiality and Zoophilia: Sexual Relations with Animals: Anthony L Podberscek,
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Saturday, July 11, 2009
Was Hemingway a KGB agent or is that bull?
Most of us know Hemingway from one of the books listed below and know little about his fantastic life. Yet he was a war hero, he fought on the left side most of the time, especially in the Spanish civil war, he enjoyed traveling for long periods of time and he committed suicide only when life had become unbearable in a body worn out by the war and more recent Kenyan (mis)adventures and accidents. The following list of documentaries, interviews and Hemingway-centered video clips attempt to cast some light on the lesser known corners of this ensemble.
It is this proximity to left-wing causes that fuelled the growing acceptance of the claim, made by a former KGB agent, that Hemingway was at one point a KGB agent, but was let go as his information was generally useless. Those who love him for his writings, raised to his defence pointing out that he was highly courageous and always open about both his past as well as his present. It is quite possible that the KGB agent thought he was listening to an informant, while Hemingway thought he is pouring his heart out to a sympathetic stranger during one of his frequent alcoholic fog episodes.
Auto racing, bull fighting, and mountain climbing are the only real sports ... all others are games.
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"'Nobody ever lives their life all the way up except bull-fighters.'"
- Chapter 2, The Sun Also Rises
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To me heaven would be a big bull ring with me holding two barrera seats and a trout stream outside that no one else was allowed to fish in and two lovely houses in the town; one where I would have my wife and children and be monogamous and love them truly and well and the other where I would have my nine beautiful mistresses on nine different floors.
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When we recently learned about a Spaniard being gored to death in what has been termed one of the wildest Pamplona bull races in years, and that in related news, a horse died in Canada after a race of a heart attack we could not help thinking of the old man and his sea of novels. This is also why we added the scenes of the goring and Pamplona race at the end of the playlist above.
A recent study shows that living abroad enhances creativity. So great is Hemingway’s association with being worldly that the Economist use him as an example, closing their article with claiming that merely traveling without living abroad extensively does not help much:
Packing your beach towel and suntan lotion will not, by itself, make you Hemingway.
In another book, the Spanish war is seen as a precursor to WWII:
“IN SPAIN two vast world forces are testing each other out: if Franco conquers, Europe will be black or Europe will go to war as soon as Hitler and Mussolini are ready.” That was the correct prediction in 1936 of Louis Fischer, an American journalist so convinced of the dangers of Franco’s fascist rebellion that he joined the International Brigades to take up arms on behalf of the Republican government.
As such, Hemingway was on the right side of history – though spying for Stalin would have been definitely wrong, even though at that time Stalin’s and Mao’s crimes and genocides were largely unknown.
Sources / More info: wiki-hemingway, guardian-hem, laht-hem, nyt-pamplona, telegraph-pamplona, reuters-oddly, economist-spain-war, economist-abroad, cbc-horse, yt
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Yet another statutory rape
Sunday, September 15, 2019
the breakup game
Tuesday, September 30, 2025
why you're still single and what to do about it
Sunday, August 8, 2010
Julia Roberts is now Hindu
Her character in the movie, an adaptation of the Elizabeth Gilbert’s travel memoir, she travels to India as part of a spiritual pilgrimage to learn about some aspects of Indian culture, such as yoga, meditation and life in an ashram.
Though Christian (with Baptist and Catholic parents), she reached her own Nirvana during the shoot. She tells Elle:
I'm definitely a practising Hindu. (..) Golly, I've been so spoiled with my friends and family in this life. Next time I want to be just something quiet and supporting
Talking about her husband Danny Moder and their children, she said “How lucky we are that we love each other so much that we burst into three pieces.” The Oscar winning actress is also very modest about her acting skills:
I have no acting technique. And there’s nothing more boring than actors sitting around talking about acting.
Still, she discusses her work:
I’m always asking those guys to tell me what they want. The same with George Clooney. ‘Name it for me,’ I tell him, ‘and I’ll do it.’
As for Botox, she’ll have none of it:
Your face tells a story… and it shouldn’t be a story about your drive to the doctor’s office.
I won’t be missing her movie!
Sources / More info: elle-jr, wiki-jr, wiki-hindu, yt-jr
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Natalie Wood, truth drowned
I finally heard a few days ago news that I longed to hear ever since reading about the weird circumstances of Natalie Wood’s death.
Friday, January 1, 2010
Agua de Beber
"Agua de Beber" ("Water to Drink") is a bossa nova jazz standard composed by Antonio Carlos Jobim, with lyrics written by Vinicius de Moraes. The English lyrics were written by Norman Gimbel.
The lyrics:
| Eu quis amar Mas o amor R: Água de beber Eu nunca fiz A minha casa R:.. | I wanted to love But love R: Water to drink I never did My house R:.. |
Sources / More info: water to drink, yt-agua-beber
Wednesday, August 11, 2010
music can never get old
Each cover song I love deserve its very own spot, separate from the rest. Unfortunately, that would cause this page to load too slowly, so I put them all in the playlist below. Do not despair though, for you can navigate it by either pressing the big arrows to the left and right or, alternatively, clicking on the video clip thumbnails at the bottom.
What do we have?
Well, we have quite a few ABBA songs, remixed by Mad Caddies (SOS), Arno (Knowing me, Knowing You) and even Reel Big Fish’s A-ha (Take on Me). Then there’s Milkshake, covered by Buddy and Goodnight Nurse, Oops! I did it again in Children of Bodom’s interpretation. It’s hard to pick from Marilyn Manson’s covers, but I liked his “Tainted Love”. Same goes for Bohemian Rhapsody in The Braids’ version, or Neutral Milk Hotel’s cover of John Lennon’s Mother.
I particularly enjoyed Kate Bush’s Running Up That Hill as covered by both Placebo and Within Temptation.
I am still not sure if I’ll add Johnny Cash covers from his very last album – they seem somehow way too personal. What I am sure of is that this list will most likely keep on growing, as I add more innovative, impactful covers.
Saturday, November 13, 2010
Yo DUB, B gd 2 me!
Monday, December 31, 2012
sexting
Friday, April 23, 2010
feel free to bask in the shadow of my penis
Cu ceva timp in urma, ne-am tot conversatara, dar ea era mult prea serioasa pentru gustul meu, iar umorul meu era mult prea acid, nerespectuos, ireverent si iconoclast pentru al ei, asa ca am cam incetat sa vorbim.
Tzin’ sa fie, tzin’ sa fie? Nu zic, dar ia de vezi:
Conversation with napocella on 4/23/2010 10:38:15 AM: (10:38:25 AM) cracanelu: tu, fata, ce faci ioi?
(10:55:49 AM) napocella: salut
(10:55:51 AM) napocella: scriu
(10:55:52 AM) napocella: ioi?
(10:56:26 AM) cracanelu: si eu, dar probabil altceva
(10:58:44 AM) napocella: da?
(10:58:54 AM) napocella: tu probabil ceva genial si eu probabil ceva de cacat?
(10:59:28 AM) cracanelu: huh?
(10:59:32 AM) cracanelu: ai probleme la servici?
(10:59:48 AM) napocella: nu am
(10:59:49 AM) napocella: de ce?
(11:00:08 AM) cracanelu: pai ce-ti veni cu interpretarea aia complet nejustificata?
(11:00:16 AM) napocella: nimic
(11:00:25 AM) napocella: pur si simplu mi-ai mai dat arogantze
(11:00:26 AM) napocella: :)
(11:00:28 AM) napocella: that's all
(11:00:43 AM) cracanelu: te simti neapreciata de mine, sau in general?
(11:01:02 AM) napocella: de tine
(11:01:06 AM) napocella: nu neapreciata
(11:01:13 AM) napocella: declarativ neapreciata
(11:01:21 AM) napocella: :)
(11:01:28 AM) cracanelu: m-ai inteles gresit :)
(11:01:38 AM) cracanelu: eu sunt cel mai meserias dintre pamanteni
(11:01:48 AM) napocella: i see
(11:01:52 AM) cracanelu: voi, ceilalti, puteti sa va incalziti in umbra mea
(11:02:00 AM) cracanelu: dar asta nu-i un lucru negativ
(11:02:07 AM) cracanelu: eu sunt generos cu umbra mea
(11:02:17 AM) cracanelu: si in acelasi timp imi apreciez supusii
(11:02:21 AM) cracanelu: si am grija de ei
(11:02:27 AM) cracanelu: si de sanatatea lor emotionala
(11:02:28 AM) cracanelu: nu?
(11:02:40 AM) napocella: nu am idee
(11:02:45 AM) napocella: ce faci tu cu supusii tai
(11:02:59 AM) cracanelu: chiar nu? :)
(11:03:12 AM) cracanelu: uita-te in cyber-trecutul nostru comun..
(11:03:16 AM) napocella: ok
(11:03:23 AM) napocella: nu mai am arhiva
(11:03:39 AM) cracanelu: nasol.
(11:03:46 AM) napocella: deloc
(11:03:59 AM) cracanelu: cine-a zis-o p-aia cu "un popor fara istorie beleste pl?"
(11:04:08 AM) napocella: eu nu sunt popor
(11:04:09 AM) cracanelu: iorga, balcescu sau desunsianu?
(11:04:15 AM) napocella: let alone belirea de pula
(11:04:17 AM) napocella: ma doare in cur
(11:04:21 AM) napocella: cine a zis
(11:04:34 AM) cracanelu: :)
(11:04:40 AM) cracanelu: esti sigura ca n-ai draci?
(11:04:59 AM) napocella: sunt sigura ca nu mai imi plac de multa vreme glumitzele acide
(11:05:01 AM) napocella: de muuuuuuulta vreme
(11:05:22 AM) napocella: poate ca is mai edgy ca de obicei pt ca lucrez
(11:05:37 AM) cracanelu: bine, te las
(11:05:43 AM) cracanelu: succese creative!
Ce-mi veni sa public? Pai nimic, atat doar ca am vrut sa-nchei cu ceva, dar n-am vrut s-o distrag. Si anume, ca sa nu te doara-n fund, pe viitor, foloseste KY Jelly sau Astroglide (astea le tine eu minte, ‘or fi altele noi acum)![]()
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Michael Jackson: Live in Bucharest - The Dangerous Tour
Jackson, Michael: Video Greatest Hits: History
Jackson, Michael: Number Ones
1969-2004: Ultimate Collection [Best of] [Box set]
Pasiphae: Peter Huby: Books
Bestiality and Zoophilia: Andrea Beetz: Anthony L. Podberscek, Andrea M. Beetz: Books
Dearest Pet: Midas Dekkers: Paul Vincent: Books
Sinners and Citizens: Bestiality and Homosexuality in Sweden, 1880-1950: Jens Rydstrom: Books
Spies: The Rise and Fall of the KGB in America (Hardcover)
The Sun Also Rises (Paperback)
The Complete Short Stories Of Ernest Hemingway: The Finca Vigia Edition (Paperback)
A Farewell to Arms (Paperback)
For Whom the Bell Tolls (Paperback)
A Moveable Feast: The Restored Edition (Hardcover)