Monday, December 31, 2012

sexting

I recently had an SMS conversation about sex with someone and I thought I'd better post it here, for the world to see. OK, not the whole world, but rather the 3-4 people who read this blog.

let's-talk-about-sexHe is about to leave for holidays, she wants him to stay, so she – naturally! – brings up sex.

She: Wana have sex before you leave? 9:40 AM

He: What's gotten into you, love? I told you I want to, but we won't because it's not a good idea - I don't want to complicate my trip thinking about u, remember? 11:09 AM

He: So far you got me to break every single one of my rules, but this one's important and it will hold :P 11:14 AM

She: So what kind of sex you like to have 2:25 PM

He: Protected, how else? :) 2:32 PM

He: Actually, that's technically not true: I don't "like" protected sex, but it's a must for at least the first few times.. 2:40 PM

She: And how would you like sex? What do you like 2:48 PM

He: what about you? what is your preference (other than protected)? 2:48 PM

She: Almost anything 2:51 PM

She: Pretty open about Sex 2:51 PM

She: Maybe not for the first time but later 2:52 PM

He: Here's a few thoughts: 1. Foreplay is very important and should start slowly. Better 2 spend too much time in foreplay than 2 have a quickie. 2. I enjoy actual vaginal intercourse the most. Everything else is a distraction. 3. Blowjobs are good because they are essentially an act of submission but.. 2:54 PM

He: ..they shouldn't become an artistic program. After all, it's just a tease for the main course. 4. I try to stay away from anal, because no matter how many precautions one takes, it's dirty, but the more I try not to think about it the more it becomes desirable. 2:57 PM

He: 5. I like to indulge in small acts of violence, such as mild choking (erotic asphyxiation), butt slapping, but go slowly on this the first time and increase frequency as we become more comfortable with each other. Should I go on? 2:59 PM

She: Yes you should:) 3:07 PM

She: I don't think anal is dirty 3:12 PM

He: OK, why don't you tell me a bit of what you like - and try to be as detailed and explicit as I was. It's very important to me that my woman enjoys what I do. 3:14 PM

She: I enjoy foreplay. Vaginal sex. Also different positions. Like lots of kissing. 3:18 PM

She: But where we can have get togethers are important too 3:18 PM

She: You should stay for new year and we should rent a motel to stay and have fun 3:19 PM

She: And I like to be fingered 3:22 PM

He: Kissing is very important - totally agree. That's why i don't like smokers. If you'll want anal, I won't be able to say no, but here's what I don't like about it. 3:35 PM

She: What you don't like about it 3:38 PM

He: But before that, let me clarify - pussy fingered (G-spot stimulation) or anal fingering - for instance, massaging your anus while fucking you doggy style? 3:46 PM

He: (I'm trying to determine what you meant by "I like to be fingered") 4:00 PM

She: I meant vaginal 4:11 PM

He: vaginal - g spot or just clitoris? 4:12 PM

He: do you squirt? 4:12 PM

She: Both. 4:17 PM

She: No I don't squirt 4:17 PM

He: There's too much to say about anal and what's bad. The good thing is that it's also an act of submission, there may be pain and I get to see that deeper state in your eyes and your body signals. 4:52 PM

He: 1. It may result in prolapse. You might say that this would be your problem, (true), but I wouldn't want a woman who has to carry her anus in her purse. 4:54 PM

He: 2. You can't easily switch from anal to something else. With vaginal, I could take a detour through your mouth every now and then, but with anal, even with proper hygiene, such detours could cause infection or interfere with me kissing you or eating you out. 4:56 PM

He: 3. It can cause all sorts of accidents - for instance, you might have an upset stomach, not realize it and make Gunther (my dick) Hindu. Or I could discover waiting segments further down the pipe - not a good time. Or I could catch.. 5:02 PM

He: ..a urinary infection. Or the more I fuck it, there may be an unpleasant odour filling the room. Or there may be some blood if for whatever reason we hurry. There's also a greater chance to exchange diseases (esp 4 u) 5:06 PM

He: But really, the worst part of all is that the sensation is not even close to being in your pussy. A pussy embraces you, is moist and welcoming, and it almost won't let you leave, clings to you and says "c'mon, stay a little bit longer, don't leave just yet)... 5:08 PM

He: ...make me happy!"; I'd feel your pussy all along my dick. I'd feel your anus only at the entrance, like a ring of fire, and after that - nothing, just a black hole filled with nothing but germs and bacteria. 5:10 PM

She: That's not true about anal and I don't have any bad stuff in there or anything 5:14 PM

He: It is true - your anus and the colon have the most bacteria and pathogens in your body, even after enemas. Which part is not true according to you? 5:16 PM

He: I'm not trying to convince you not to have anal sex. We'll have some, but my preference is to engage your pussy much more than your anus. Is that so bad? 5:17 PM

She: I don't want to engage in that 5:26 PM

He: engage in what? 5:27 PM

She: I don't like it much Actually and not doing it just with anyone or anytime 5:27 PM

She: Anal sex I meant 5:27 PM

He: good, then there's no problem :) any other comments? 5:28 PM

She: Only vaginal sex is my comment:) 5:28 PM

He: you mean, you want to have only vaginal sex, no oral, no anal? 5:29 PM

She: Everything I want except anal 5:30 PM

She: Want to stay and celebrate new year together? 5:31 PM

He: I would have to cancel my flight, etc and am not sure I can do that. But I'd also like to celebrate with many people, like in a chalet in the mountains. We could be making love the whole year.. 5:33 PM

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