Mica rugaminte! (Sergiu feat. Andrei)

I’ve recently discovered a Romanian song. I have a feeling I’ll be referring to it later, so I am posting it here together with its lyrics and Romanian translation.

Inspired, I decided to re-write some famous lyrics by Nichita Stanescu:

Mai suge-mi-o,
un minut
Mai suge-mi-o,
o secunda,
Mai suge-mi-o
un anotimp,
un an, un timp

Anyway, judge for yourself (English translation below):

Buna dimineata, iubito

iubesc cosmarul ce ma trezeste langa tine

iubesc gerul ce ma-ncalzeste cu tine

iubesc tunetul ce-mi aduce in palma ta mana

iubesc traficul ce ne tine-mpreuna

iubesc moartea ca ne tine-n viata

iubesc varful de munte ca ne desparte de lume c-o ceata

iubesc saracia ca ne tine in casa

iubesc vesnicia ca este a noastra

iubesc iadul cand pacatuiesti cu mine

dar nu iubesc nimic cum te iubesc pe tine

iar astea nu-s vorbe de prisos, sunt juraminte

dar am si eu o mica rugaminte.

refren

as vrea s-o sugi o data

linge-o pe lung, ca-i lata

nu tre’ s-o iei pe toata

hai suge-o, cat esti beata

x2

iubesc cand parintii tai nu sunt acasa

iubesc cand vii beata de la terasa

iubesc ziua mea cand esti mai inimoasa

iubesc sa te privesc de sus – esti mai frumoasa!

am vorbit cu maica-ta, si te lasa

iar eu iubesc sa-mi dau drumul dupa masa

bridge

m-am saturat de laba, iti jur ca m-am saturat de laba ca ursul de ghinde

deci nu mai pot, mi-o iau la laba de atata vreme ca ejaculez amintiri

R x2

am dus cainele afara – asa ca suge-mi-o

am spalat toate vasele – asa ca suge-mi-o

nu m-am futut cu multe altele – asa ca suge-mi-o

am facut si eu o data – asa ca suge-mi-o

hai ca nu-i asa furata – asa ca suge-mi-o

e perioada aia a lunii – asa ca suge-mi-o

si eu ti-am facut tie – asa ca suge-mi-o

am incercat, dar eu n-ajung – asa ca suge-mi-o

Here’s the slightly corrected English translation:

Good morning, baby

I love the nightmare that wakes me up beside you

I love the cold that warms me up with you

I love the thunder that reunites our hands

I love the traffic that keeps us together

I love the death that keeps us alive

I love mountain peak that separates us from the world like fog

I love poverty that keeps us at home

I love eternity because is ours

I love hell when you sin with me

but I love nothing like I love you

and these are not superfluous words, they’re vows

but I have a small request.

chorus

I wish you sucked it once

Lick it lengthwise cuz it’s wide

don 't have to take it all

suck on it, while you are drunk

x2

I love it when your parents are not home

I love it when you get home drunk from the pub

I love my birthday when you're more heartful

I love to look down on you - you're more beautiful!

I talked to your mom and she allows it

and I love to come after a meal

bridge

I'm tired of wanking, I swear I'm tired of wanking like a bear of acorns

so I can’t do it anymore, I’ve been wanking for so long that I ejaculate memories

Chorus x2

I took the dog for a walk - so suck me

I washed all the dishes - so suck me

I have not fucked many others - so suck me

I did it myself once - so suck me

it’s clean - so suck me

it’s that time of the month - so suck me

I did it to you too - so suck me

I tried, but did not reach it - so suck me

Sources / More info: glumesc

Cracanel, comedie, cantec, fellatio, suck