
Monday, December 31, 2012
sexting
Tuesday, January 26, 2010
The human-faced lamb and bestiality
Tuesday, May 4, 2010
seks bomba surveys
In the chronologically first such study to hit the press, University of Valencia researchers find that just five minutes alone with an attractive female raise the levels of cortisol, the body's stress hormone; the effects are heightened in men who believe that the woman in question is "out of their league".
Researchers tested 84 male students by asking each one to sit in a room and solve a Sudoku puzzle. Two strangers, one male and one female, were also in the room. When the female stranger left the room and the two men remained sitting together, the volunteer's stress levels did not rise. However, when the volunteer was left alone with the female stranger, his cortisol levels rose.
"In this study we considered that for most men the presence of an attractive woman may induce the perception that there is an opportunity for courtship. While some men might avoid attractive women since they think they are 'out of their league', the majority would respond with apprehension and a concurrent hormonal response. This study showed that male cortisol levels increased after exposure to a five-minute short social contact with a young, attractive woman."
Cortisol can have a positive effect in small doses, improving alertness and well-being. However, chronically elevated cortisol levels can worsen medical conditions such as heart disease, diabetes, hypertension and impotency.
Is this really something new? Jimmy soul was singing about marital bliss with an ugly woman a few decades ago:
If you wanna be happy
For the rest of your life,
Never make a pretty woman your wife,
So from my personal point of view,
Get an ugly girl to marry you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small
And very often causes his downfall.
As soon as he marries her
Then she starts to do
The things that will break his heart.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife,
You'll be happy for the rest of your life,
An ugly woman cooks her meals on time,
She'll always give you peace of mind.
Don't let your friends say
You have no taste,
Go ahead and marry anyway,
Though her face is ugly,
Her eyes don't match,
Take it from me she's a better catch.
Say man.
Hey baby.
Saw your wife the other day.
Yeah?
Yeah, she's ugly.
Yeah, she's ugly but she sure can cook.
Yeah?. Okay.
This may seem like an attack on women, but women have a few complaints of their own. More to the point, Bayer published research that finds the following:
- 28% of women claim that email and internet are disrupting their love lives, with hand-held devices particularly to blame
- other mood-killing factors: long working hours (cited by 55% of women), tiredness (83%) and being too busy (74%)
- 1/10 women say their fear of pregnancy inhibits them in the bedroom, with 1/5 women admitting they shun contraception
- The survey found that on average British women have sex 1.4 times a week, but 6/10 women aged between 25 and 34 would like a more active sex life.
- 51% of women believe they reach their sexual peak in their 30s, but 66% say they had their most sex during their 20s.
- 65% say their partners do not make enough effort in the bedroom, however, 1/3 women never initiate sex and always let their partner make the first move.
- 4/10 women say it only takes a compliment to put them in the mood for sex, while 1/3 saying having more time to themselves would boost their sex life.
- more than 1/3 of women say they have not felt sexy for at least a month and 14 per cent claim they have never felt sexy.
Right said Fred: Let’s talk about sex, baby. If you wanna be happy 4 the rest of your life, that is..
P.S.: But seriously, seks bomba is a real band!
Sources / More info: telegraph-women, telegraph-men, yt-jimmy-soul
Wednesday, May 12, 2010
din veatza unei d(r)ame cuin III - Emmy
Consider ca Emmy este un om cu foarte mult succes. In primul rand, arata foarte bine. Este supla si plina de gratie. Are un mers felin si este deosebit de inteligenta. Uite ce zice cancanu:
"Noi doi nu ne-am culcat. Nu stiu cum e la pat. Jur! Eram dezbracati si stateam unul peste altul, dar nu am facut nimic altceva decat sex oral si atat. Sexul oral nu e chiar sex, e altceva (...) Si, la urma urmei, era iubitul meu", spune cantareata, care precizeaza ca partenerul ei i-ar fi platit atunci, cu cei 200 de euro, "o datorie mai veche". Solista a oferit un adevarat spectacol in camera de hotel, unde fusese invitata de client. In filmul incredibil care poate fi vizionat doar pe www.cancan.ro, Emmy apare goala, miscandu-se lasciv. Solista se apropie de barbatul care-i strecurase bani la chilotei, il saruta pe ici, pe colo si intretine cu el raporturi sexuale normale si orale. Cei doi au fost deranjati de mobilul cantaretei. O data a sunat un barbat de care ea a pretins ca nu-si aminteste. Al doilea apel a intrerupt partida de sex oral: "Da, tati! Pai, haide ca vin... Bine. Nu-l scoate, ma, acum! Te anunt eu cand vin, cand sunt pe langa tine. Pa, tati! Te pup, pa!", i s-a adresat solista interlocutorului. Apoi s-a intors in pat.
Sunt convinsa ca Emmy este foarte experimentata si m-ar putea invata si pe mine cateva lucruri. Iar altele e invidioase ca ele nu poate:
Adriana Bahmuteanu a avut-o de cateva ori invitata in emisiunea sa de la Kanal D pe cantareata cu veleitati de star porno. "Noi invitam persoane excentrice pentru ca fac rating. Scopul lor e sa ajunga la TV ca sa le creasca tariful. Ca doar nu traiesc din concerte. Nu cred ca e singura din showbiz care face asta", a spus ea.
"Fel de fel de prostituate se leagă de numele meu , Emmy este o prostituată, ştiu sigur, se leagă de Simona nu ştiu cum nu îi e ruşine, pentru că este diferenţă mare de la Simona la Emmy. Vreau să înţeleagă lumea un singur lucru: eu nu am cunoscut-o niciodată pe Simona dar nu cred că nu are nimeni dreptul să se ia de Simona" – Magda Ciumac
"Am fost impreuna o perioada. Stiam ca nu e usa de biserica, dar nici nu credeam ca se prostitueaza. Mi-a spus o data ca are 5-6 clienti pe zi, dar am crezut ca glumeste. Am parasit-o fiindca a facut o criza in pat. Eram in plina actiune si s-a oprit, parca picase in depresie. Statea in mijlocul patului si se uita fix", ne-a marturisit Dudu Steel aka Mihai Ciobanu.
Un lucru e cert. Emmy se apara, si se apara bine:
Blonda mărturiseşte că nu are nevoie să facă sex pe bani şi dacă ar face-o nu ar cere 200 de euro. "Eu m-am culcat doar cu doi bărbaţi în toată viaţa mea. Eu nu am nevoie să fac sex pe bani şi dacă aş face-o nu aş face sex pentru 200 de euro."
Simona Sensual care făcând referire la articolul din CANCAN a sugerat că Emmy nu ştie ce bagă în gură şi confundă... "microfoanele"!""Vezi-ţi de ce se bagă în gura ta... Nu ştiu ce se întâmplă în ziua de azi...fetele cam încurcă microfoanele..." Emmy nu a stat pe gânduri şi a ţinut să îi dea replica Simonei care nu a absolvit ca ea şcoala populară de artă şi care mai şi cântă la... "flaut cu guşă!" "M-am apucat de muzică acum 5 ani, am făcut şcoala populară de artă, ştiu să cânt la un microfon adevărat!""Simona cântă la flaut cu guşă"a ţinut Emmy să sublinieze în cadrul emisiunii "Un show păcătos". Simona nu a dorit să pună paie pe foc considerând că Emmy încearcă să îşi facă nume pe spatele ei!
Lumea mondena a capitalei se perinda aproape in totalitate prin paginile Cancan. Eu de ce sa raman pe dinafara? NOT FAIR!
Sources / More info: dudu-steel, simona-flaut-gusa, emmy-sfanta, ciumac-prostituata, decat-oral, bani-chiloti
Friday, November 28, 2008
Sex offender files lawsuit to have oral sex episode forgiven
The lead plaintiff in the suit that seeks to overturn parts of Georgia’s sex offender registry is Wendy Whitaker, 29. She is on the registry for having consensual oral sex with a classmate three weeks before his 16th birthday. Whitaker had just turned 17. Both were high school sophomores.
Source: ajc
Friday, July 6, 2012
Prostitute tariffs, Romania, Black Sea Coast
Thursday, December 23, 2010
sex anal 101: igiena
Thursday, July 5, 2012
puttycat fail archive
Thursday, March 24, 2011
Geo Bogza si Mara
Bogza a studiat marinaria, asa ca nu-i de mirare ca scrie si despre marinari:
Efebul gherdap provoacă moartea batozei psihopate Prin păr scăzut, cănit Rupt din cârpit ciorap Acesta, cam escroc Ce vorbă prea ciudată Şi mare; această doză În tidva rea, proiecte Efeb, frumos pândit Adânc surprins aflase Te-ai ars de acum batoză Foarte răzbunător Şi muri!... acea batoză | Poemul marinarilor venerici şi al femeii depravate Era una vestită şi până în fund Vindea cântând, sirena, ca-n basm şi epopeie. Frumoasei invitaţii răspunde un matelot Altul cu trudă şi oftat de bou Dintr-un gâtlej alcoolic şi-un vechi acordeon |
Revenind la aventurile mele mai mult sau mai putin apocrife, tin minte cum in acei salbatici ani ‘90 i-am spus femeii pe care o iubeam ca-i o chestie noua, sex anal, ce-ar fi s-o incercam? Ea mi-a raspuns calma ca “da, desigur, it’s very popular now”.
Raspunsul ei m-a daramat complet. Am incercat sa stau drept, mandru si impenetrabil, dar ceva se rupsese in mine in loc sa se rupa in ea. I-am spus asadar si nimfei, si ea mi-a raspuns la fel de surprinzator:
“Ce fiinta esti, am facut-o deja de cateva ori!”
Si iar am ramas masca.
De fapt, era cat se poate de posibil. Ajungeam la ea, faceam un dus impreuna, mainile mele incepeau sa-i galopeze pe trup, ea respira tot mai zgomotos, incepea sa-mi geama in ureche “te vreau”, eu ma faceam ca ploua – si chiar ploua, ca eram sub dus – ieseam apoi din baie, ea tragandu-ma de trompita. Eu imi puneam caciulita, ea dadea drumul la muzica si in faza de platou se punea in patru labe, eu incepand sa bag carbuni si sa intru, cu fiecare thrust, intr-o transa erotica. Nu stateam sa caut cu lumanarea intrarea, dar am remarcat de cateva ori ca ea se ajusta si raspundea busiturilor mele in mod diferit.
Dupa sex, cand ochii ei deveneau mai mari si mai umbrosi si era toata rosie si fierbinte aveam grija sa-i spun ca nu o iubesc si avem o relatie pur sexuala. Uneori plangea, dar cel putin stiam c-am facut ce-am putut sa nu..
Desi sexual ne intelegeam destul de bine, aveam in general un mod diferit de a privi lucrurile. Ei ii placeau manelele si muzica house, mie-mi placea rockul alternativ. Am dus-o intr-o zi la un concert U2, fusese sold out in cateva zile consecutive. I-a placut, mi-a spus “nici nu stiam ca ei canta toate cantecele astea”.
Timpul si distanta ne-au despartit in cele din urma si cand ne-am reintalnit dupa cativa ani, mi-a spus inainte de a se cobori in genunchi: “Am sa-ti dau placere”.
Sources / More info: gb-avntgrd
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
VIDEO: Katya Gerasimova screws up Russian opposition
LE: YouTube has removed the video, so I will add it soon, if I can, back to the list with my own commentary. Left in the playlist are some possibly related videos – close, but no cookie. This video is important not so much for its PG-13 sexuality (most sex scenes are blacked out), but for how “democracy” works in Russia. By censoring the video YouTube only shows that their “non-evil” version of goodness is at least as corrupt, if not even more so. Meanwhile, Putin laughs in his palace.
Is she the most effective government spy unleashed on the Russian opposition, or simply a sex pet / geisha / escort for the elite whose exploits have been filmed with or without her knowledge?
Her modeling agency, New Best Models, tells us her measurements..
Height: 5'8.5" Eyes: Grey - blue | Breast: 34" Hair: Dark grey | Waist: 24" Shoes size: 7 | Hip: 34" Age: 19 |
..and shows us some photos:
The Telegraph completes the picture:
Offering her body, sex, and drugs from cocaine to marijuana as an inducement, ''Katya'', as she is usually known, has tried and often succeeded in bedding at least half-a-dozen high-profile Kremlin critics and other political figures. The damage to reputations has varied from serious to negligible depending on her victim's marital status and response.
Her latest scalp was Viktor Shenderovich, a journalist and the scriptwriter on Russia's former version of the Spitting Image television satire.
Mr Shenderovich, who is married and has a daughter, admits that he slept with Ms Gerasimova but claims he was set up by the Kremlin.
His credibility as an authoritative critic of the Prime Minister, Vladimir Putin, appears to have been at least partly dented and his marriage is reportedly in trouble.
The editor of Russian Newsweek magazine also fell under Ms Gerasimova's spell and was filmed in his underpants chopping up what looked like cocaine after having sex.
A clutch of anti-Kremlin opposition figures and activists, including a man resembling the leader of the National Bolshevik Party, have also been caught in flagrante delicto.
But unlike Soviet times, when the secret service used compromising material to blackmail, Ms Gerasimova's exploits have been widely publicised in grainy videos on the internet.
The footage is often accompanied by mocking music and subtitles. It has taken a few weeks for the victims to realise that they have all been set up by the same woman.
Yet little is known about Ms Gerasimova beyond that she is in her twenties and is registered with an online modelling agency. Nicknamed ''Moo-Moo'' after the surname she uses on a social networking site, men said she used different first names and was highly persistent in her advances.
Is she a victim or a predator? Was she indeed some sort of Russian Nikita Devochka, working for the money or for staying alive, or did she think she’s helping Mother Russia? The rest of the videos in the playlist below will hopefully give an answer..
Sources / More info: nbm-eg, telegraph-kg, smh-kg, huff-kg, yt-katya-gerasimova
Monday, September 15, 2014
Arabic and Anal Sex
Saturday, June 13, 2009
Viata bestiala a magarilor columbieni
They love their burros in Colombia, and nowhere more so than in San Antero, a small town on the Caribbean coast. They love them so much they built a statue to celebrate the "noble beast" and for four days at Easter every year the whole town goes donkey-mad with the world's only Donkey carnival.
"At the beginning people just made fun of me," recalls Cristoval Correa of the first time he proposed the party more than 20 years ago. "But now look," he says proudly surveying the 400 or so donkeys and their owners readying themselves for the donkey stampede which kicks off the annual festivities. A few of the locals have really gone to town this year, dressing up their beasts as soap stars or paramilitary leaders in a bid to win the donkey costume competition.
The original idea of the festival, explains Correa, "Was to protect the donkey;to stop it from going extinct." Oh kaye In any case, by this point Correa's floppy-eared little brainchild has taken on a life of its own. The 20th celebration of the National Festival of the Donkey was marked by the inauguration of the Burrodome, San Antero's own version of Rio de Janeiro's Sambadome. That's right, they built a stadium where man and beast can hang out together, grab a beer, and listen to Colombia's vallenato legends belt it out in competition for "King of the Donkey Festival."
Despite the ready admission of many a Northern Colombian male to occasional (or frequent) dalliances with the brown beast, Correa is not happy with the implication that San Antero celebrates the animal due to collective zoophilia.
"Please, it is a sacred being that has allowed the town of San Antero to be internationally recognised and has become a symbol of our community," he says. "Perhaps there were some indiscretions in the old days when sex was taboo and the kids could not have sex until they were 21, but not today."
Incidentally, while he was carrying on at me attempting to debunk the myth, the mayor of San Antero was right next to us, handing out t-shirts with a donkey on the front surrounded by the words "A good Coste?±o never forgets his first love."
Din pacate, toate acele video pe care intentionam sa le arat au disparut.. Ramane pe alta data :(
Surse / More info: Bestiality and Zoophilia: Sexual Relations with Animals: Anthony L Podberscek,
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Saturday, May 1, 2010
Friday, July 16, 2010
Catholic Church vs women
What draws me to this issue is its ethical complexity. As a former relationship and sex counselor, I have a significant feminist streak. As a libertarian, I believe that the state should not interfere with religion. If the Catholic Church wants to prohibit women to become priests, they should have the right to do so. Women with such a vocation could start their own Christian church.
Back in 1999 Sinead O’Connor defied those Christians who believe that Jesus chose his apostles to be only men for a reason by being ordained in a ceremony of the Latin Tridentine church in Lourdes. But she did not stop there. After singing “War”, she tore the picture of the Pope live on TV saying “fight the real enemy” (see videoclips below).
The incredibly surprising thing here is how poorly the Church fares in Public Relations. Recently, when condemning the ordaining of women priests, they almost equated it to pedophilia. According to the BBC,
Pat Brown, of the group Catholic Women's Ordination, said she was deeply shocked and called the change to Church law "a slap in the face to women". She said of the Pope: "He is not doing himself any favours."
The Vatican says ordaining women is "grave" as is sex abuse, but denied it was equating the two. The Pope was "talking about paedophiles and talking about women wanting to be priests as a crime against the faith. I cannot understand that language," said Ms Brown.
(..)
The new Vatican document was released on Thursday, just days after the Church of England's General Synod voted in favour of legislation to consecrate women bishops. The new measures are expected to be interpreted as a pointed message to Anglicans.
In the document, the attempted ordination of a woman is listed as a "grave crime" to be handled by the Vatican's Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, just as sex abuse is.
Vatican sex crimes prosecutor Monsignor Charles Scicluna said that including the two issues in the same document was not equating them, but was done to codify the most serious canonical crimes which the Roman Catholic Church handles. "They are grave, but on different levels," he said on Thursday.
One very interesting (for us) subject is that of the intersection of money and church. With reason or not, the Catholic Church is universally considered the richest church in the world, with the Vatican being the richest state. There is a precedent of a church (scientology) being denied by several countries non-profit / church status and being taxed as a business. Though we generally consider churches to be expressions of the freedom to worship, we regulate against discriminatory practices among employers. Slate (linked below) has examined the relationship between “soul saving” and pay incentives and advocates for using performance-based pay for priests:
Parsons' thesis adviser, Jay Hartzell, is also a preacher's son. Hartzell likes to quote Corinthians in connecting his current work to his father's ministering roots: "If we have sown spiritual seed among you, is it too much if we reap a material harvest from you? If others have this right of support from you, shouldn't we have it all the more?" In other words, if Goldman Sachs bankers get paid based on profits they earn for the company, why shouldn't preachers get bonuses based on souls saved (and paying members recruited)? (..) Before examining how financial incentives have affected Oklahoma's pastors, we first need to say what makes a great minister. Performance for corporate execs is relatively straightforward—they get paid based on the profits they generate. For nonprofits, performance depends on the organization's mission. Hospitals exist to heal the sick; schools, to educate children. The United Methodist church's primary objective is to attract disciples (which in turn keeps the collection box full and the church solvent).
Rather than unsuccessfully contacting the Anglican Church for a reaction, the BBC should have contacted Sinead O’Connor..
Sources / More info: bbc-catholic-women, church-money, wiki-scientology, wiki-sinead, yt
Sunday, July 15, 2012
Yet another statutory rape
Tuesday, February 8, 2011
NSFW: ochiul vedic si sexul anal
Wednesday, November 17, 2010
the secret vasectomy
Wednesday, September 16, 2009
Europe wealthiest, like a French suicide
Boston Consulting Group is elbowing out Forbes magazine with wealth statistics and hierarchies, claiming that Europe has elbowed out North America to become the wealthiest region in the world, which happens first since 2003. Here’s the numbers:
World’s wealth is down to USD 92.4-trillion in 2008 from 104.7-trillion in the previous year, trend side-stepped by Latin America, which is the only region where assets under management increased 3%. Though millionaire households fell by 17.8% to 9 million, USA still has the most millionaire households – nearly 4 million. Singapore rules in terms of concentration of millionaires, with 8.5% of households being there. Europe’s Singapore, from this perspective, is Switzerland, which also is world’s largest offshore centre. Apparently, wealth has started to grow again at the end of 2008, will increase about 4% p.a. and will catch up with pre-crisis levels in 2013.
Interestingly, Europe has become the wealthiest just as the poor narrowed the gap, say WSJ:
The crisis also narrowed the gap between the wealthy and non-wealthy, with wealth owned by households with less than $100,000 in assets increasing by 2% last year, but declining in all other segments.
Europe nudged ahead because it only fell 5.8% (which compares positively to North America’s 21.8%). This is most likely because North America (USA+Canada) have the most wealth in stocks.
You might wonder (I did!) what are the Europeans doing with their new wealth?
You wanna make it / Suicide France
There have been 22 suicides at France Telecom since 2008 and 13 attempts. This has prompted CEO Didier Lombard to claim he will do everything he could to “stop the infernal spiral”.
The unions blame chronic restructuring and work pressure at France Telecom for the wave of suicides, saying that some staffers are being left behind in the firm's transformation from a staid government agency to a private company with profit targets and intense competition. The pace of incidents at the firm which employees 102,000 staff in France, has picked up lately, with a man stabbing himself in the stomach during a staff meeting on Wednesday and a woman throwing herself out of a window on Friday, the company said. (…) France Telecom also announced other measures, such as a temporary halt to relocations and reassignments as well as 100 additional human resources staffers to monitor employees.
Suicides are definitely bad for business, unless they are a song by INXS. For example, when Gary Hoy - the Toronto lawyer who won a Darwin Award for throwing himself against windows until one gave in – died, his firm also eventually closed shop. I guess it just wasn’t the same without him.
The jump from death to sex is small. The French actually make it very often – perhaps top five in Europe – calling orgasm “the little death”. So it should come as no surprise that the Swiss (who include a sizable French and German speaking population) have combined cadavers and sex in a show..
Gunther von Hagens and his wife Angelina Whalley show corpses prepared using a technique invented by von Hagens called "plastination," that removes water from specimens and preserves them with silicon rubber or epoxy resin. "It's not my intention to show certain sexual poses. My goal is really to show the anatomy and the function," Body Worlds creative director Whalley told Reuters in an interview, adding the sex exhibition may open next year.
USA tightens the screw
While the Swiss indulge in the confluence of their national fetishes, prudish USA indulges its own favourite pastime: bacteria obsessions and denying help to the poor because of sexual hang-ups.
The guys in the image went to ACORN, a poverty advocacy group dressed like conservatives pimp & prostitute. Though they are certainly dressed weird, if I were to see them on the street I’d be thinking they’re trying their Halloween costumes early. To me, they are unconvincing, but then again, I don’t meet pimps and prostitutes all the time. If they were to walk into my office, I’d think that they’re playing a prank and it’s a test. I might even think that it’s a test done by leftists (or “liberals”, as some call them), so I’d play along accordingly
It seems that many conservatives had a beef with ACORN, whom they accused of voter fraud because this group canvassed and help many of the poor register to vote.
O'Keefe, who majored in philosophy at Rutgers University, said he and Giles funded the project themselves. This kind of undercover, guerrilla tactic is the "future of investigative journalism and political activism," he said. Inspired by "Rules for Radicals," Saul Alinsky's bible for rabble-rousing, more often associated with the left, O'Keefe said he has been targeting and exposing the "absurdities of the enemy by employing their own rules and language." "If you can make impossible demands on your enemy, you can destroy them," he said. So he began using a hidden camera "in a location I'd rather not disclose" and started visiting ACORN offices around the Northeast.
See their video below.
As for getting clean, the shower scene, so overused in horror movies, has now a newfound lease on life: germs lurking in the showerhead can give you lung infections. Apparently, an analysis of 50 showerheads from 9 US cities done by University of Colorado at Boulder found that about 30% harboured high levels of Mycobacterium avium. After scaring almost every American, they declared:
"This really shouldn't concern average, healthy people. The main concern is for people who are immune-compromised," researcher Leah Feazel told Reuters Health. The findings, published in Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences on Monday, are based on tests of about 50 showerheads taken from nine U.S. cities, including New York, Denver and Chicago. The researchers said showerheads are not the only potential bacterial dispersants in the home, however. Feazel said more research is needed to measure bacteria levels in household devices like humidifiers and evaporative coolers.
Sources / More info: france-suicide, gm-europe-wealthiest, pimp-hooker-nyp, telegraph-mit-rickrolled, wsj-europe, wiki-garry-hoy, us-showerheads, suicide-blonde-INXS