Tyrants tyrannized by tyranesses

We keep on hearing lately girlfriends' perspectives on various criminals. The laughing loner Loughner's former girlfriends spoke up and he emerges from their memories as a normal person.

Boy George allegedly imprisoned Norwegian escort

The 47-year-old singer is on trial for the false imprisonment of 29-year-old Audun Carlsen. The Norwegian escort alleges that Boy George (George O’Dowd) manacled him to a bedroom wall and beat him with a metal chain after accusing him of hacking into his computer.

They apparently met through a web site and went to Boy George’s home for a naked photo shoot. Afterward Boy George accused Carlsen of hacking into his computer, but nonetheless Carlsen agreed to a second naked photo shoot several weeks later.

Carlsen told the jury that when he arrived Boy George and another man held him down and beat him before the singer handcuffed him to a hook in the bedroom wall. "George was slapping me and beating me and punching me and screaming things," Carlsen said. Carlsen said he was able to escape by unscrewing the hook and running for the door. "I took a bit of time getting the door open and he had a metal chain that he was hitting me with," Carlsen said.

Carlsen said he ran into the street clad only in his underwear. The court was shown photographs of red welts on Carlsen's head and injuries to his arm which he said had been inflicted during the attack.

Boy George's androgynous image and powerful voice made him an `80s icon, and gave Culture Club hits including "Karma Chameleon" and "Do You Really Want to Hurt Me?"

But the singer struggled for years with drug problems. In 2006 he was ordered to do community service with New York City's Department of Sanitation after pleading guilty to false reporting of an incident. He called police with a false report of a burglary at his lower Manhattan apartment, and the responding officers found cocaine inside.

Source: AP

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Kravitz on the phone

I find the photo of Lenny Kravitz talking on the street on an old skule headphone attached to his iPhone 4 to be overproduced. Let me tell you why.

The State of the Nation’s gut

Not long ago we learned about a few prisons starting to refuse certain inmates because they were overcrowded and ill-equipped to deal with the morbidly obese (sic)k. Not long ago, such an inmate was able to smuggle a weapon inside the prison by hiding it inside his flabs.

It is a known feature of our era that just as we become fatter, we want to see thinner models. Kate Moss would’ve never been famous in times of lower average weight. Likewise, if corn wasn’t used in everything… actually, forget that, it’s a different topic altogether.

George Vera, 25, who had been charged with selling illegal copies of compact discs, was found to have been hiding a 9 mm gun in his 500-lbs flabs of fat. At that point, he had been transferred through several jails and searched multiple times, but nobody found his gun until he himself bragged about it.

Perhaps the biggest uproar was caused by Lizzie Miller, whose photo by Walter Chin appeared in US Glamour Photograph. Apparently, she’s considered too fat to model even for plus sizes..

Luckily, Lizzie has started receiving more work after the photo was published, and her agency told her that she does not need to lose any more weight.

Yet there are signs that things are changing in the fashion industry. Back in 2007, not long after a couple of models died from not eating enough, photos of a 27-year-old French model Isabelle Caro were blown up and shown to passers-by in a campaign by Nolita and having the blessing of the Italian ministry of health. As one could expect, the man behind the campaign is none other than our main man (as Ali G. would say), Oliver Toscani, the Benetton master.

The ad is shocking, but a necessary wake-up call in an industry where public opinion seems focused at the far end of the spectrum:

Designer Giorgio Armani queried the link between fashion and anorexia, commenting that "even people who take no notice of fashion get anorexic", while designers Domenico Dolce and Stefano Gabbana described anorexia as a psychiatric problem with "nothing to do with fashion".

Luckily, there are models who are happy modelling plus sizes, though to you and me they still are thinner than most people. Crystal Renn’s career took off only after put some of the lost weight back and started modeling “plus” sizes.

Here’s what some designers think, as quoted by the Guardian:

Renn's agent, Gary Dakin, of New York's Ford Models, which represents models who are UK size 12 to 22, says that their novelty use is coming to an end. Instead they will be photographed for one simple reason: because they are beautiful.

"I have been in this business for 11 years and I have seen this debate ripple through the fashion world a number of times," he said. "This time, though, the momentum of the debate feels different." Style arbiter Stephen Bayley agrees. Bayley's book, Women as Design, is published this week and looks at how definitions of female beauty have changed over the centuries. "In periods when we are impoverished, as now, there is a vogue for voluptuous women," he said. "

But designers are, slowly, beginning to agree that larger models have a role. Antonio Berardi has talked of the trouble he has finding girls with a womanly shape. "We have to spend days altering things," he complained. "We add padding and pieces that work inside the clothes to exaggerate their bodies into a more female form. I don't want all those girls with pale skin who look the same. My family is Italian – I am inspired by a womanly aesthetic."

Roland Mouret agrees: "I see advertising going back to that powerful 1980s mentality, when girls like Linda [Evangelista] were ideal. Back in the 80s, when supermodels were several sizes larger than top models today, the clothes worked on bigger bodies," he added. "They were bright, bold, curve-enhancing."

Kate Smith, a size 16 and the highest earner at Hughes Models, said: "The number of plus-size models in the industry has quadrupled in the past few years, but we're still a tiny percentage of the whole modelling business.

"What does my head in is that I'm a model but I can't buy designer clothes that fit me. Everything is crawl-walk-run. We'll get to the point where every shape and size will be represented on the runway, but maybe not in my lifetime."

Sources / More info: glamour-lizzie, guardian-big-beautiful, guardian-the-pic, huff-vera, msnbc-vera, drivesunuts-vera,

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Tennis Girl poster creator dies

Let's be honest! The only reason why this is news is that it gives us a new opportunity to display the poster.

Though it certainly is sad news to learn that someone died, let’s face it: most people care only about the poster!

Captured on a tennis court at Birmingham University in the summer of 1976 – using a Nikon F camera and Kodak film – the image attained iconic status when it was made into an Athena poster. The girl in the picture was the photographer's then girlfriend, Fiona Butler. Apparently, she couldn't even play tennis at the time.

Elliott said about the photo that “It is not a picture I would buy”, but on his own website, he called it "the most published photograph in the world".

This "schoolboy's fantasy" was a money-maker for him and his widow Noelle; they are still receiving royalties. Fiona Butler was not paid for her work and maintained she will never be embarrassed by the photograph.

But(t) if Tennis Girl dominated the 80s, the 50s and 60s flowed under the sign of Jimmi and Audrey:

"because it's everything your parents didn't want you to have anything to do with. The long hair, spaced-out expression, the fag. Youth culture was about identifying with something your parents thought ridiculous."

The 80’s belonged to the (NEW) Man and Baby:

If the Tennis Girl was made for the boys, the Man & Baby poster was definitely made for the ladies. Gone are the days of the mythological Greek Gods, who always tried to kill their offspring. The New Man for a New Era was strong and dependable, caring and washed the dishes too. And just like the Tennis Girl, he was to remain a fantasy. He does not exist, or if he did, he was surely gay, for no woman would find such a man attractive.

Until today, I had not seen the Tennis Girl before. I like it for the “morning feeling” it conveys so well.

Sources / More info: amateur-tennis-girl, bbc-elliott-dies, bbc-posters

 

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British Amazons: Female violence in UK

One woman was cleared of planting her stiletto through a man’s eye and brain. Two young women tortured a third for almost an entire day for sleeping with one's ex-boyfriend. A normal week in UK.

After learning about the woman stamping her stiletto through a man’s eye and brain, we are told that the next day she was cleared of any wrongdoing, on orders of a judge. Apparently, the man who suffered life-threatening injuries and underwent two operations was “uncooperative” and had been previously charged, though not found guilty. Here’s how the BBC describes the event:

A woman who kicked her stiletto heel through her boyfriend's eye and into his brain has been cleared of all charges on the orders of a judge.

Bradford Crown Court was told Staci Hargreaves, 34, kicked Gavin Taylor, 28, during an argument in a taxi. Mr Taylor became unconscious and had to undergo two operations in hospital. Miss Hargreaves, of Greater Manchester, was acquitted after a judge ruled there was no evidence against her claim she kicked in self-defence. On the second day of her trial, the defendant, of Stalybridge, was cleared of causing grievous bodily harm with intent and an alternative charge of inflicting grievous bodily harm.

Directing the jury to find her not guilty, judge Peter Hunt said: "There is no evidence to lead you to the conclusion the defendant was not acting in instinctive, reasonable self-defence." The jury had previously heard Miss Hargreaves was wearing 3in (7.6cm) heels, one of which caused her boyfriend serious injuries. Jurors were told she was in the back of the taxi with two other people after a night out in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire, when she kicked Mr Taylor after he turned round in the front seat. He suffered life-threatening injuries and was in hospital for a month. The court was told he refused to co-operate with police and to give evidence in the trial. The judge said it was clear everyone in the group had been "heavily intoxicated with drink". One witness said Mr Taylor had slapped Miss Hargreaves earlier in the evening, knocking her to the floor. The judge was also told of a series of convictions Mr Taylor has for violence dating back more than a decade.

In 2005 he was jailed for 16 months for false imprisonment following an incident in Greater Manchester in which a man was tied up and put in a car boot before being driven to a river where he eventually drowned. After being acquitted, Miss Hargreaves said: "I just want to get my life back together again."

As for the two women torturing their friend, the Telegraph tells us:

Lucy Viner-Mood, 22, and Lois Gibson, 18, locked Georgia Fenn in a flat for 18 hours while they beat her unconscious repeatedly. Miss Fenn, 19, suffered burns from a cigarette lighter, had her ponytail cut off and suffered two black eyes and a broken nose. The two flatmates attacked her in March after hearing that she had slept with Viner-Mood’s former boyfriend, Maidstone Crown Court heard. A judge, who described the attack as “evil”, sentenced Viner-Mood to five years in jail and Gibson to three years in a young offenders institute. The pair, both of Langton Green, Tunbridge Wells, Kent, each admitted false imprisonment and assault causing actual bodily harm. Anne Phillips, prosecuting, told how terrified Georgia tried to flee her attackers by trying to get out the front door but was dragged back for further punishment. She said: “Viner-Mood stopped Miss Fenn from leaving by grabbing her arm and took her away from the door pulling her back into the living room. “At this point Gibson then got a yellow red hot lighter and pushed it onto the victim’s chin for a few minutes and also burnt her hand.” Eventually, at 2pm the next day Miss Fenn was thrown out the flat wearing just a dressing gown and no shoes. She managed to stumble onto the streets with a broken nose, second degree burns to her chin, two black eyes and covered in blood. Police arrested Viner-Mood and Gibson the following day.

It seems that Britain continues to have a serious problem with youth violence and particularly female violence. In the photo you can see Georgia Fenn, 19 (left) who was battered and imprisoned by Lucy Viner-Mood, 22 (right) - photo credited to FERRARI.

Sources / More info: women-jailed, bbc-stiletto

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Slovenia scam in Bucharest

I just learned about an interesting scam in Bucharest. It's both funny and stupid :).

Toilet brush jammed in her butt = death

A woman died in UK as a result of doctors' attempts to remove a toilet brush handle from her buttock.

The original story leaves much to the imagination (photo added by us):

Cindy Corton, 35, was left with the bizarre injury after a drunken fall in a friend's bathroom in 2005. She was twice seen by hospital staff in the aftermath of the incident and an X-ray was carried out. But an inquest heard it took Mrs Corton, of Sleaford, Lincolnshire, two years to convince doctors that the handle was lodged in flesh of her bottom. By then what should have been a routine procedure to remove it had become much more dangerous. After two unsuccessful operations in 2007, Mrs Corton underwent further, much riskier surgery and died from massive blood loss at Nottingham's Queen's Medical Centre in June last year. Recording a narrative verdict, coroner Stuart Fisher criticised Dr Killian Mbewe, who first examined Mrs Corton at Grantham hospital. After the inquest, husband Peter Corton said: "Cindy got a very poor service from the NHS. "I'm sure she would have got better treatment in foreign countries."

This seems to be a case of doctors assuming that the patient is crazy and refusing to do their job. Yet the assumption that the situation would somehow ameliorate in a pay-per-use system is false. The main problem is that MDs, like lawyers, are a self-governing profession. They have no direct responsibility to the public – only to other MDs. As long as their colleagues vouch for them and they maintain good relationships with others in their profession, it does not matter how they treat their patients or whether they serve their patients at all – they are guaranteed to carry on.

Sources / More info: telegraph, Davis

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Sex and 11 y.o. motherhood

A set of sad news have shaken the moral foundations of a Cleveland community. But were there any to begin with?!?

Natalie Wood, truth drowned

I finally heard a few days ago news that I longed to hear ever since reading about the weird circumstances of Natalie Wood’s death.

Mad Men Season 4, Public Relations notes

Seasons 4 has finally started in AMC - Matthew Weiner saga and here is how it went. I cannot embed the whole video clip, just a li'l somethin-something.

The common theme of this first episode is that it’s all about Don Draper, who is slowly (but in discrete milestones) learning to shed his modesty and his desire to conceal his fraudulent persona.

A Times interview with Da Mon is only appropriate:

I will continue with my notes, though I might add a commentary at a later date.

“i’m from the MidWest. we were taught that it’s not ok to talk about yourself.”

“crisp and engaging portraiture painting”

“I’d love to bend your ear when I’m finished with my book”

meeting – McCan clients - “I don’t know who’s the client here” – 2 pc bathing suit – we’re a family company

“did you tell him about the 2nd floor? – i refuse to be any part of that charade”

lack of conference table - “demands a conversation”

“creatively, Y&R is not capable of living in this neighborhood [downtown, expensive]. you know why? because YOU are not working there”

-- idea about buying turkey ham --

$25 for actors to get in the Daily News “we can’t charge them for it”

get him to Bethany - “you hit it off, come Turkey Day maybe you can stuff her”

sterling gets him to see 25 yo super (numerary) at the Opera. chicken kiev. “they make you wear a bib”

“i’m breaking a lot of my rules seeing a divorced man. but Jane has made you a personal cause.” - “and there were so many real problems in the world”

he kisses her but breaks just when she wanted more – then she keeps the distance

“all in all, not a bad way to spend a Sunday” - “get my an aspirin”

jailai TV commercial sold to abc “I wish we had a 2nd floor so i can jump off it”

turning creative success into business IS your work; and you’ve failed.

dinner scene – thanksgiving –

“the trafic was murder” “that’s because that’s what’s become of this country: everyone has two thanksgivings to go to” “maybe we have twice as much to be thankful for”

hooker scene – harder – again

peggy needs bailout money – they pressed charges against each other (+100 each to keep mouth shot)

when r u moving out? – “it’s only temporary” – believe me, everyone thinks that it is” - “he’s right”

“the image is where you left it” – I don’t need you at that meeting – now you’re being spiteful – no, i just think it would be better not to have a girl in the room

“you know smthg? we are all here because of you. all we wanna do is please you.”

i’ve raised children in my life henry – they’re terrified of her. i know what you see in her and you could’ve gotten it without marrying. she’s a silly woman. honestly, henry, i don’t know how you can stand living in that man’s dirt.

so well built, we can’t show you the second floor. – i think that’s a little suggestive.

damage control

overcomes his reluctance to sell himself in interview with WSJ

Sources / More info: amc, bravo, time, time-10q, time-t10-miss, chat-ep-1, photo-s4, banana-casting-call

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Yo DUB, B gd 2 me!

Every now and then, when my 80s cravings strike, I remember one of the best one hit wonders to have ever hit my ears, infecting me with the dance bug, modifying my DNA and significantly improving my music taste buds.

Rocco Luka Magnotta: murder, video, arrest and hypocrisy

I haven't watched the video. What disturbs me most about this whole story right now is how hypocritical everybody is about censoring his videos.

Good Hair Results

We recently heard about Chris Rock's documentary "Good Hair". Curious, we tried to find out what were its effects in the black community.

Hair is an important subject in African America and we knew that long before Chris Rock made his documentary. No, not Regina Kimbell’s lawsuit (huff-block). Not Hair the musical (that’s with pinky toes, anyway). And we didn’t know it from Imus’ racist comments or 50 Cents’ response, though you can find them all in the playlist down below. We just did. And here are the results we mentioned.

Happy Holidays, everyone!

(Inspired by an Indelible Bonobo Tweet.)

Sources / More info: cr-wiki, gd-hr-wiki, gd-hr-imdb, huff-block, yt-gd-hair

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frotteurs magnet

A recently viewed videoclip of the Bucharest bus traffic in the 70s reminded me of Japanese subway, as well as frotteurism.

Arabic and Anal Sex

Today I was going to tell some bloggers important things about life, but then I thought I put it here.

The Trekking Lynx and the 911 Fail

We recently learned about a lynx who traveled thousands of kilometres to return to Canada, only to die in a trap. Similarly, a person stranded who was denied 911 assistance died while trying to go back to civilization.

A lynx relocated to Colorado in a program to repopulate that state’s wilderness has come back to Alberta, only to die in a registered trap.

"It came at least 2,000 kilometres, wandering around feeding, cutting up valleys, crossing rivers, dodging cougars, grizzlies, wolves, eagles and other trappers," said Bryan Anger of Rocky Mountain House, Alta., the trapper who found the lynx, dead, in a registered trapline he shares with his brother an hour west of his home at Nordegg, just outside Banff National Park.

The cat, known to biologists as BC-03-M-02, was captured seven years ago near Kamloops, B.C., researchers said Friday. It was sent to Colorado as part of a reintroduction program involving 218 lynx after the species died out in the state.

For the next four years, biologists at the Colorado Division of Wildlife tracked its movements with a radio collar. The animal is shown to have fathered two litters, a set of two in 2005 and a set of four in 2006, likely with the same mate.

The collar's last recorded signal came April 20, 2007.

Then, for more than 2 1/2 years, all human contact ceased – until Jan. 28, when Anger found the animal in his trapline.

"I wasn't surprised to find a cat but I was surprised to find where it had come from," Anger said.

Anger immediately reported the find to Gabriela Yates, a PhD student running the University of Alberta's Project Lynx.

"This was huge," Yates said. "It must have crossed many highways, many rivers, probably desert – difficult habitat it is not adapted to."

Lynx rank as one of the world's most mobile land mammals, she said. On the other hand, top known travels until now have been in the 600-1,000-kilometre range.

In this case, the 9-year-old male lynx covered about 2,000 kilometres as the crow flies between Silverton, in southwestern Colorado, and Nordegg. Yates is in the third year of a four-year study assessing lynx movements in relation to its main diet, the snowshoe hare. When the hare population crashes, lynx travel widely in search of pockets of them, she said.

The migration of BC-03-M-02 adds a piece to the puzzle, suggesting a homing sense as it was found near where it was originally captured. The lynx was healthy, weighed 26 pounds and sported an excellent coat of fur, she said.

Big River, Saskatchewan – home of a significant aboriginal population – was the scene of a human tragedy. A woman with children was stranded in a car but when she called 911 no help was dispatched.

Saskatchewan RCMP extended their condolences and launched an independent investigation of their 911 system after a woman died and three others were stranded for seven days in their stuck car.

Sgt. Carole Raymond says two women and two children had been driving to Loon Lake from Prince Albert when their car got bogged down in mud and water on a poorly maintained road in a remote area near Big River.

Records indicate a person from the car called 911 on April 8 but no officers were dispatched. The person asked for a tow truck but it appears one wasn't sent, Raymond said.

On Monday, four days later, someone called police about a woman's body on the side of Highway 942.

"It appears that she walked 60 kilometres from where the vehicle was in the water to the road," Raymond said.

On Tuesday, police got a report of a missing person and they learned that the dead woman had been travelling with another woman and two children.

"The connection was made," Raymond said.

A search by both air and ground began.

On Thursday searchers spotted the mired car.

Rescuers had to use all-terrain vehicles to get to the car due to the remote, difficult terrain.

"It was wet ... it took a good 2 1/2 hours to get to them once the airplane had spotted them," she said.

Finally, about 9:30 Thursday night, a week after someone from the car made the call for help, rescuers reached the car and found the woman and two children alive. They were taken to hospital in Shellbrook where they were in stable condition.

The family has asked police not release any information on the ages or relationships of the people involved, Raymond said.

Whenever we hear about such massive failures – one has to wonder if racism did not play a role in the decision to deny emergency services to those who needed it. It is incredibly sad to face death after trying so hard to cling to life, yet both stories manage to end on a high note.

What do you think? Is there good in everything? Is every crisis an opportunity? Is the upbeat tone sometimes misplaced, but necessary in order to make news readable?

Sources / More info: lynx-2k, 911-ignored

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The human-faced lamb and bestiality

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Cheesy stills I: Cristina Seifert & others

Un articol al piticului lefter mi-a deschis ochii mintii asupra unui fenomen remarcat si in trecut dar putin comentat: exista o categorie de oameni, indeosebi fomei, care apar intotdeauna in poze in aceeasi ipostaza.

Desigur, exista anumite chipuri, anumite poze, care nu sunt recunoscuti decat in masura in care sunt identici cu imaginea noastra despre ei, si nu ma refer numai la Che Guevara.

In poza alaturata puteti observa cat de mari sunt ochii lui Putin – eu unul am fost surprins!

In articolul sau seminal (cum de altfel sunt cam toate articolele sale, daca stau sa ma gandesc bine), Radu ne spune povestea unei nefericite. Zice:

O cheamă Cristina Szeifert şi e psiholoagă/manager de salon de feşhăn prin satul Timişoara. S-ar putea să facă parte şi din X-men, pentru că are o superputere. Superputerea de a avea exact aceeaşi meclă în toate pozele. Ochii la fel de bulbucaţi a uimire, buza de sus ţuguiată şi capul întors în acelaşi unghi cu o precizie inumană. Şi vorbind de inuman. Eu nu aş putea fute aşa ceva. Şi nici pe prietenele ei din poze. Toate arată mai fals şi mai puţin uman decât un realdoll. În special aia cu dejte de mutant. Cine sunt oamenii ăştia? Unde trăiesc? Cu cine? De ce? (..)

Astea sunt varianta feminina a culturistilor.

Apoi baga urmatorul album de poze:

Radu are multe comentarii, majoritatea tampite, dar unele care merita recitite.

alexandru
8:10 pm on January 5th, 2010

probabil pe ailaltă parte are obrazul străveziu de la atâta frecare.

Claudiu
8:25 pm on January 5th, 2010

Le-ai da limbi in cur, nu le-ai fute…
Oare ti-ai pus macar un moment intrebarea daca ele s-ar fute cu tine?!?!
Aia arata asa fals pentru ca asta se cauta in domeniul in care lucreaza si probabil ca nu da doi bani pe parerea ta, la fel ca noi ceilalti…
Tu probabil ai fute pitipoancele alea oparite de apar zilnic pe cocalari.com.

Mars la cacat!

Radu
8:31 pm on January 5th, 2010

claudiu, singuru robot pe care l-as fute e ma-ta.

divinorum expecto patronum
8:43 pm on January 5th, 2010

e truc femeiesc coaie!
mi-a zis o tipa ca face poze mereu cu aceeasi pozitie a capului ca cica o avantajeaza, si are dreptate, ca in realitate mi-e frica sa o vad

Bad Pitzi
9:33 pm on January 5th, 2010

Majoritatea femeilor complexate (scuzoaie pentru pleonasm) își studiază fața în poze și ajung la concluzia că le avantajează o singură poziție (maxim 2), apoi o aplică ovăr end ovăr, până crapă ovarele-n ele. Asta o să dea indicații să fie așezată așa și în coșciug.

Simona
9:40 pm on January 5th, 2010

Life in plastic, is fantastic!!!Bleah!!!Dezgustatoare creaturi!! Si nu, nu sunt ofticata ca nu arat ca ele!!!

cocalar fruntas
9:50 pm on January 5th, 2010

si-a lungit degetele in detrimentul tatei aleia cu mecla standard
ochioasa
9:51 pm on January 5th, 2010

Mai am eu una: http://www.facebook.com/#/profile.php?v=photos&ref=ts&id=1207563364
Aud?
TheCreatrix
10:01 pm on January 5th, 2010

E psiholoagă, interesant. Mi-ar plăcea să stau de vorbă cu ea. Să imi povestească de ce Marilyn Manson vedea un astronaut mort in spaţiu în “Dissociative”. Mereu am fost obsedată de faza asta şi am aşteptat fata deşteaptă care să mă lămurească.
vodk
10:14 pm on January 5th, 2010

b0$$ daca vrea si cere pula dai pula atata timp cat arata la fel de machiata cand o penetrezi la cret si nu i se schimba boobji cand scoate sutienu e bine poate sa tina si capu asa stramb ca nu te intereseaza .
Marghioala
10:30 pm on January 5th, 2010

Asa am avut si io pozitia capului timp de vreo doua zile dupa ce mi’am dat bagaju’ jos din tren de aveam o viziune noua si spectaculoasa asupra vietii.
Da’ la tanti asta nonmiscarea e lucratura. Cam ca la Bula cu surubu’ din buric. Adica dupa ce si’a pus silicoane in tate, acid hilauronic in buze, s’a vopsit pe par si trup, si’a tatuat oleaca sprancenele, da’ numa oleaca, si’a pus una bucata pereche gene false si o alta bucata pereche lentile contact de contrast a zis ca parca tot lipseste ceva.
Eh!
Asa ca io’s de parere ca si’a varat o umbrela dintr’aia de lord englez cu imprimeu in carouri din anus, prin sternocleidomastoidian pana hăt! spre tampla dreapta. Probabil ca daca o gadili suficient de intens prin zona lobului temporal de pe partea cu pricina, cam pe unde aproximez io exact ca ar trebui sa fie declansatoru’, poate lua subit forma unei pagode.
normalul
10:33 pm on January 5th, 2010

mai du-te-n pula mea ca prea faci multe figuri.mai bine ti-ai vedea de exercitiile tale de imaginatie, ca de asta te pupam in pula, nu pt figuri din astea rasuflate
aa
10:38 pm on January 5th, 2010

eu le-as fute pe toate trei. de mai multe ori. plm.
bostanu
10:45 pm on January 5th, 2010

la wtf, te refereai ca arata pace, ca o hipioata, sau ca are un inel ciudat?

Pilat D'Amai-Bini Pilung
10:52 pm on January 5th, 2010

Eu m-am plictisit de mult de uratele boite care apar peste tot in mass-media, si la noi si in lumea larga. Nu ca-s proaste, nu ca-s boite, doar ca-s urate. Adica nu ca nu-s frumoase, ele, vedetele si candidatele, chiar ca-s urate. Si nu urate asa numa-ntr-o doara, intr-o parte, ci chiar pe toate partile, oricum s-ar suci si s-ar intoarce.

PAGODA mamii lor de stoarfe, care nu se multumesc cu averile golanilor de pretutindeni. Nuuuu. Ele au o satisfactie suprema: sa nenoroceasca barbati bogati si relativ(!) normali la cap, profitand de slabicunile lor, pe care le studiaza profesionist. Iar unor pula-blonde d-astea nu le ajunge numai atat, mai fac si copii pe care-i nenorocesc, tot asa, pe orice parte s-ar intoarce ele, in poze si in realitate.

Andrea
11:09 pm on January 5th, 2010

Bah mi-ar trebui tatele ei, chit ca-s implanturi. Is faine.

Pilat D'Amai-Bini Pilung
10:52 pm on January 5th, 2010

Eu m-am plictisit de mult de uratele boite care apar peste tot in mass-media, si la noi si in lumea larga. Nu ca-s proaste, nu ca-s boite, doar ca-s urate. Adica nu ca nu-s frumoase, ele, vedetele si candidatele, chiar ca-s urate. Si nu urate asa numa-ntr-o doara, intr-o parte, ci chiar pe toate partile, oricum s-ar suci si s-ar intoarce.

PAGODA mamii lor de stoarfe, care nu se multumesc cu averile golanilor de pretutindeni. Nuuuu. Ele au o satisfactie suprema: sa nenoroceasca barbati bogati si relativ(!) normali la cap, profitand de slabicunile lor, pe care le studiaza profesionist. Iar unor pula-blonde d-astea nu le ajunge numai atat, mai fac si copii pe care-i nenorocesc, tot asa, pe orice parte s-ar intoarce ele, in poze si in realitate.
Andrea
11:08 pm on January 5th, 2010

Ba ce curu meu se tot foloseste cuvantul “scuzoaie”. ma irota deja, peste tot il vad.
Andrea
11:09 pm on January 5th, 2010

Bah mi-ar trebui tatele ei, chit ca-s implanturi. Is faine.

Porcuşorul Radioactiv
11:57 pm on January 5th, 2010

Nu te-ai gandit ca o fi dormit fata rau si a ramas cu gatul stramb pe veci in pozitia aia?

stefan
12:56 am on January 6th, 2010

ciudatu ala din spate seamana cu ojica loteristu. in cazul asta ne cam lamurim prin ce medii elitiste se invarte fetele
Pilat D'Amai-Bini Pilung
1:33 am on January 6th, 2010

@blog vedete
Nu stiu cacare trasaturi sunt frumoase, dar urata asta are sanse mari sa ajunga vedeta, daca stie pe cine sa traga in interiorul ei mai atractiv ca exteriorul. Ca sa capeti o pozitie (de vedeta) trebuie sa arati ca stii sa ti-o pastrezi, nu? In orice situatie, aceeasi pozitie.

imputitul
1:39 am on January 6th, 2010

isi revine daca-i futzi o halba de bere in numele tatalui. ce poate fi mai romantic de atata, e doar un preludiu !
altfel nici io n-as futeo ca am impresia ca se uita asa numai ca sa vada daca m-am prins ca sa cacat pe ea…
imputitul
2:35 am on January 6th, 2010

sau sta cu capul asa, ca nu cumva daca-l intoarce, sa vedem ca mai are un ochi inspre ureche.
… sau doi! sau 3, unu dupa ureche. unu in ureche
T
2:39 am on January 6th, 2010

Bah ce atatea comentarii seci? Ca nu le-as fute, ca nu frate, ca ce plm, ca pitipoance, ca plm. Fratilor, femeia nu sugereaza altceva decat ca vrea pula grav. Si nu e nimic rau in asta, stie ea ca o data cu pula vine la un moment dat si profit. A, o ardem analitic si spunem ca e o pitipoanca plastifiata, dar nu mai mancati cacat, ca am fute-o toti ca masinile de cusut. Sho p ea, sa-i sara flocii trasi in rimel pana pe lustra.

fart
4:18 am on January 6th, 2010

slab rau ca in loc sa-si cultive neuronu’, adopta tactici din astea din regnu animal

Portocalu
4:29 am on January 6th, 2010

Nu am vazuto niciodata in oras…dar eu as futeo :) Jumatate din astia care zic ca nu ar futeo habar nu au cum e sa aiba in fatza o pizda de asta (nici eu aproape ca nu am da nah..am zis aproape:) )Oricum nu se fute cu sobolani care stau la ora asta pe net asa ca toata lumea la gara
Radu
5:01 am on January 6th, 2010

ce fut io arata si mai bine si e si mai umane. si probabil si mai destepte, ca’ nu cred ca e rigida doar fizic asta.

vlad
5:43 am on January 6th, 2010

@ blog vedete
eu cred ca e deja (pseudo)vedeta

[link fhm, vezi surse]

si daca cititi pe a 2-a pagina veti observa ca este perfect constienta de faptul ca frumusetea este trecatoare, motiv pentru care prefera sa-si exploateze inteligenta.
Pilat D'Amai-Bini Pilung
6:11 am on January 6th, 2010

@Vlad
Da, da, sa-si expulateze inteligenta, cum zici matale, boierule. Faptul ca oamenii destepti se folosesc si de tot soiul de smecherii nu inseamna in nici un caz ca smecherasii, banditii si borfetele, care folosesc si ei smecherii oarecum asemanatoare, au ceva bun in cap. Crede-ma, e numai gunoi. Am scris mai sus ca junica din poze e din categoria proaste cu pretentii, periculoase la prima atingere si chiar fara.
porcusoru isteric
7:58 am on January 6th, 2010

ce cacat va plangti atat …?
95% din crema hi5-ului asa arata. la fel. identic.
plastic, plastic, plastic …
aveti grija cand futeti la ele …. frecarea sa apara cat mai putin … ca altfel riscati sa va ia foc pizda-n pula!

aditzah
9:28 am on January 6th, 2010

I’d hit that. With a sledgehammer.
Punkeru
9:42 am on January 6th, 2010

pai ba ! normal ca moldoveanu asta de radu nu ar fute la asta . voi ati vazut ce e vara pe faleza in galati? umbla pasaricile in stoluri cate 3-4 de manuta dupa pula… si nu , nu merita pula asta .
TheCreatrix
10:36 am on January 6th, 2010

Deci Cristina, vreau să fim prietene. Am putea locui cu chirie in Militari, intr-un apartament insalubru, ca şi sufletele noastre. Eu m-aş chinui să ajung scriitoare, tu te-ai chinui să fii model internaţional. Ce frumoasă ar fi viaţa noastră. Ne-am injecta colagen in buze toată ziua. Io te-aş injecta pe tine, tu m-ai injecta pe mine. Viaţa noastră ar fi un continuu trip cu colagen. Amanda Lepore ar fi sugar mama noastră.
vreauultimulloc
11:34 am on January 6th, 2010

Ciudat animal, intepenit.
Nu stiu de ce se agita astia, ca aia oricum nu se fute. Ea e bibelou, cum ar veni sa ii ciufulesti tu parul intr-un moment hormonal sa o privesti din stanga :-o…..
Oare ce ar iesi din Hrusca si asta?

jimerino
12:26 pm on January 6th, 2010

asta nu-i aia de-i trage dildou’ prin cur lu’ botezatu?
gugustiuc
12:31 pm on January 6th, 2010

multa ipocrizie.destui din cei de aici nici macar nu s-au aflat si nu o sa se afle macar in preajma uneia ca ea. si toti i-ar trage-o! fara exceptii! ce ,scula voastra cand e in actiune scaneaza cerebelul respectivei pentru a detecta gradul de inteligenta sau cultura,sau face analiza biometrica a organismului pentru a detecta adaugirile plasticoase sau de alta natura?!! :)))))adevarul e ca sunt acrii strugurii:)))

Pilat D'Amaia-Bini Pilung
1:08 pm on January 6th, 2010

@Ala

Eu nu folosesc niciodata identitati multiple. Nu stiu despre ce scrii tu acolo si nici nu ma intereseaza. Daca preiau de undeva o idee, indic sursa. Nu am nici o legatura cu Anon sau mai stiu eu ce asemanari iti trec tie prin cap. Daca vrei sa continuam discutia, scrie-mi pe barabadida@gmail.com. Altfel, pas.
Pilat D'Amai-Bini Pilung
1:10 pm on January 6th, 2010

Scuzati, m-am semnat grsit mai sus, de draci.
tuvia
1:12 pm on January 6th, 2010

eu cred ca e statuie, sau ceva din carton.si o muta prietenii ca pe piticul din Amelie, ca sa aiba impresia ca s’a plimbat si ea..

AI
2:37 pm on January 6th, 2010

Eu nu intelg asta cu are trasaturi frumoase…cum pula calului vezi tu trasaturile sub tot circul ala de fata??? si ce relevanta are faptul ca are trasaturi frumoase? ca nu e aci’ pa’ sait la concurs de miss. E aici pentru ca e un alien de plastic care sta in aceeasi pozitie in poze facute in ani diferiti. Da’ poate am eu o zi mai inceata.

Dima
3:02 pm on January 6th, 2010

adevaru` e ca toti de aici i`ati strica putin mersu…botu il are deja, ai impresia ca fluiera, cred ca si genunchii ii are rosi ca doar n`o lasa ala cu ferrari`u sa faca poza moca.
cristi
3:03 pm on January 6th, 2010

hai ca nu e chiar asa de plastic. io as fute-o si creca mi-ar face si placere. i-as da la buza aia mai ales.
_azazel_
4:20 pm on January 6th, 2010

i-as da la buza pana i-ar crapa….e freaky, dar as fute-o si pe ea si pe companioane ca un caine hamesit!
AI
4:27 pm on January 6th, 2010

Interesant cum orice discutie ajunge la un moment dat la “as fute-o, n-as fute-o”. Si acum ca stim cine ar funte-o si cine nu putem trece sa comentam pe langa subiect la postul urmator ( cand va avea marele creator gratia sa-l scrie, daca nu a facut-o deja, ca mi-e lane si nu stiu sa descid doo taburi). e doar o constatare.
tzatza din berceni
5:14 pm on January 6th, 2010

pwahahahaha =)))) frate e tragic dar adevarul e ca 90% dintre femeile din romania sunt asa (ma refer la astea pana in 30 de ani, sau poate si dupa)

@marghioala: foarte tare =))) era sa cad de pe scaun de ras

John
6:10 pm on January 6th, 2010

ba s-ar putea sa fie varianta feminina a lui twoface din betmen :))). Observi ca ne arata doar obrazu stang. Poate pe partea cealalta are cine stie ce crengi crescute…
Altfel e o pitipoanca normala :)))
Melasa
6:42 pm on January 6th, 2010

Ce corporatist esti Radule.. cati eurocenti ai primit sa-i faci putina reclama pitipoancei foarte futabile!? Sunt sute de mii de pizde prin tara asta si tu te-ai hotorat sa scrii tocmai despre ea?

Alin
8:03 pm on January 6th, 2010

Nu stiu de ce am inceput sa strand din cur cand i am vazut pozele lui asta.
MarelePeste
8:22 pm on January 6th, 2010

Eu m-am speriat de maimuta din prima poza .
ostap bender
9:19 pm on January 6th, 2010

io’s ferm convins ca astea de plastic au un pizdoc de poti sa aplauzi intr-o veselie inauntru’.picioru de masa s-ar simti coplesit de agorafobie.buzele si imaginea e tot ce le ramane.si mie nu-mi plac strugurii.
mamaomida
9:40 pm on January 6th, 2010

stai k intr-una a uitat sa-si deschida gura sexy si intr-una incearca sa zambeasca:))
oai,da’ cat incearca
Dima
10:11 pm on January 6th, 2010

are poza cu Kelly Rowland

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10:32 pm on January 6th, 2010

mai dati-va-n pula mea de strambe ca toate va credeti matu´ curului. Si voi si alea din poze. Asa false cum sunt , cel putin au parte de pula. Mars la tras degete prin pizda intelectualelor. Si astia care zic ca nu le-ar fute pe stampilatele alea din poze sunt convins ca nu ati fi in stare sa le futeti nici pe astea de comenteaza aici. Si astea sunt prada sigura daca le spui ca ai citit Cioran si ca ai vrea sa vezi amurgul din bratele lor. Obositelor.
Coroner
10:36 pm on January 6th, 2010

O noua specie se naste,pitipoanca-psiholoaga…pacat ca si facebookul, care pe vremuri era un site cat de cat decent, a ajuns asemeni HI5-ului,paradisul pitipoancelor si al cocalarilor…ca sa vedem si un aspect pozitiv,totusi pitipoancele se pricep de minune la supt.

cristean
11:52 am on January 7th, 2010

@aia care zic ca muierile alea au parte de pula: nici nu stiti cata dreptate s-ar putea sa aveti. care a mai fost prin italia stie. singurele femei din italia care arata asa sunt travestitii.
ciomu
12:30 pm on January 7th, 2010

io’s mai prost si le-as fute. daca n’au boli venerice.
uP
1:54 pm on January 7th, 2010

Radule, bea si tu 2-3 beri si mai scrie ceva. Daca nu bei, stiu ca nu-ti vine nici cheful si nici inspiratia. Hai noroc.

Pilat D'Amai-Bini Pilung
10:27 pm on January 7th, 2010

Mai, larapauvedenrode,

Ce VEI tu nu se poate. Ca multi au VUT si n-au putut. Asa-i, ca fara VOINTA nu se poate face nimic, dar si prea multa strica. Cadereaa consoanelor e in multe cazuri o chestie de optiune stilistica sau chiar de limbaj personal. Chiar daca ei nu-l VOIAU (pe Voda), el ii VOIA (pe boieri). Pentru ca pe lumea asta e si VOINTA, dar si vrere. Asta ca sa nu vorbim VUTE si NE-VUTE, la nesfarsit.

FHM Romania a publicat chiar 2 pagina cu si despre ea:

Text: Nicoleta Lepadatu
Foto: Eugen Radut

Cristina Szeifert are 26 de ani si este din Timisoara. Este absolventa de psihologie si in prezent are propria ei afacere, un salon de infrumusetare care se bucura de un mare succes in orasul ei.

Nu ar putea renunta cu nici un chip la oamenii din jurul ei, la telefonul mobil si la oglinda. Timpul liber pe care il are si-l petrece cu prietenii, dar considera ca munca ei este foarte relaxanta si exact ceea ce si-a dorit sa faca, de aceea nu are nevoie de prea multa vreme pentru a se odihni.

Cristina este o fata ambitioasa, care obtine absolut orice isi propune, este rabdatoare, prietenoasa, calma si nu judeca pe nimeni, ii ia pe toti oamenii exact asa cum sunt. Defectele fizice, spune ca si le-a corectat, iar dintre celelalte crede ca incapatanarea este cel mai evident.

A calatorit foarte mult, in fiecare luna incearca sa mearga sa vada cate un loc nou, si cel mai mult pana acum i-a placut Italia.

Nu a tentat-o niciodata o cariera in TV, cu atat mai putin in Romania, deoarece este constienta ca frumu setea e trecatoare, de aceea pre fe rand sa-si exploateze inteligenta si celelalte resurse, dar daca ar face ceva de genul acesta, ar fi, evident, tot in Italia!

Ca modele de succes din Romania le considera pe Valentina Pelinel si pe Monica Barladeanu, iar dintre designeri crede ca cel mai important este Botezatu, pe care il cunoaste toata lumea.

O admira totusi foarte mult pe Aura Dumitru, o timisoreanca foarte talentata.

Ar mai fi cateva chestii de zis, dar deocamdata sa prezentam si celelalte specimene:

 

De ce URL-ul colegului Zamo? Fiindca tot la PiticiGratis am scris niste comentarii sub numele lui, si asta-i modul meu de a-l recompensa :)

 

 

 

We even have Paris Hilton:

 

The Horror:

 

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