the longest penis vs the shortest man

I always wondered what do people find interesting. There was a time when Google published Zeitgeist - a top of queries for each country, but that fizzled. Here we'll have a look at what a tabloid finds its most viewed articles..

Mel Gibson and Oksana Grigorieva

The new scandal with Mel Gibson is set to dominate the news at least for the next few days. One would think that there is some kind of conflict, allegations and things left unsaid, but we know better (or we think we do).

One thing is driving me crazy in the wholesale demonization of Mel. He’s getting older and this is what always happens with testosterone kings at his age – they turn irremediably into bitter old men. I’m not sure how Jack Nicholson managed to pull it through, but Jack was always the quieter anger. Mel, on the other hand, could talk fast – he’s always been far more talkative and, dare I say, smarter.

Sure, he should’ve seen it coming and nobody could’ve played him like he’s being played if there wasn’t some hate foundation inside to start with. But he’s no different than most other men his age in his beliefs and outlook on life. Consider, for instance, a famous Kraftwerk song:

This happens to be one of my favourite Kraftwerk songs. I included the Balanescu Quartet cover with David Byrne.

Sie ist ein Modell und sie sieht gut aus Ich nehme sie heut' gerne mit zu mir nach Haus Sie wirkt so kuehl, and sie kommt niemand 'ran Doch vor der Kamera da zeigt sie was sie kann Sie trinkt im Nachtklub immer Sekt (korrekt) Und hat hier alle Maenner abgecheckt Im Scheinwerferlicht ihr junges Laecheln strahlt Sie sieht gut aus und Schoenheit wird bezahlt Sie stellt sich zu Schau fuer das Konsumprodukt Und wird von millionen Augen angeguckt Ihr neues Titelbild ist einfach Fabelhaft Ich muss sie wiedersehen, ich weiss sie hat's geschaft

She's a model and she's looking good I'd like to take her home that's understood She plays hard to get, she smiles from time to time It only takes a camera to change her mind She's going out tonight, loves drinking just champagne And she has been checking nearly all the men She's playing her game and you can hear them say She is looking good, for beauty we will pay She's posing for consumer products now and then For every camera she gives the best she can I saw her on the cover of a magazine Now she's a big success, I want to meet her again!

Interestingly, one of the video clips explanation on YouTube states

“This song tells the honest truth about many women today.” – except, of course, that the song dates back to the 70s.

Oksana is a model. She’s playing her game and you can hear them say/ She is looking good, for beauty we will pay. I can’t help feeling sorry for Mel, he seems defenseless and maladapted for our hypocriticalpolitically correct times.

Watch all the controversy, the doctored tapes including a mashup and Mel's anger in the playlist below.

One last thought: I can’t stand implants..

Sources / More info: wiki-mel, wiki-kraftwerk, yt-model, yt-mel, 

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average people, average lies

Many years ago, in the current gallaxy, a book purporting to show a male’s inner thoughts was published. ‘twas called The Average American Male: A Novel and it sold well. Though in this age of suffocating political correctness I had expected to find numerous echoes, this was not the case. Now that the sequel was published, let us have a quick look at all the hoopla and videos.

Zamolxe told me in a comment that my language might be NSFW. Bollocks, I say!

Sure, I like to tell it like it is. But so does most other male, sick and disgusted of having to play a role he hates, only to get by, to avoid ending up in jail or to get laid. We’re all dawgs, it seems, and we need to pretend we’re not in order to please our biatches.

When, a while back, I revisited the old book of truth, I found it difficult to believe that it is one of the very few books transforming truth into entertainment in such a manner. Should I be surprised though, considering that only a few decades ago the Diceman was banned for life from MTV and there were feminist demonstrations against him?!

So what does the “average american male” think, really? Here’s a sample:

The one good thing you can always count on at Century City, and any place in this fucking city for that matter, is that there will always be a shitload of hot bitches with perfect bodies walking around. As chance would have it, I’m staring at one when my girlfriend says, “Do you wish I looked like that?”

I wonder if the three hours I’ve spent looking at shoes and other gay shit could possibly earn me one second of honesty with Casey. Probably not. Instead of answering her, I just look up at nothing in particular and say, “Do you smell pizza? I’m hungry.”

You get the idea. What really surprises me is not so much that such a book is being sold, but the implication that there may be women who do not know this, and even more frightening, that there may be men who do not know this. How did we get here?

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Back in the 80s, two New York women, tired of looking for men like the Russians in Moscow, wrote a book on how to get a men by following a few “rules” and pretending you’re someone you’re not. They called it “The Rules” and it became an instant success. Most rules dealt with important things such as how long to wait before calling him back, or how many dates to withhold sex before “allowing” for it. Men waited about a decade before coming up with their own rules, crystallized in the “alt.seduction” community.

And things went on like this for another decade..

In the old times parents arranged marriages and adolescents were angry at parents for a while, but proceeded to make babies and went on with their lives. Today, we were led to believe in free will and that “love and respect should be the foundation of a marriage”. As a result, we either divorce shortly after marriage (as more than 50% of marriages end) or don’t get married at all. More and more people discovers “the joys of being single” and live miserable lives as a result. They’re still angry at their parents.

Like Dr King before him, xkcd had once a Beautiful Dream:

But maybe all this crap is for the better. People have started exploring “alternative lifestyles”, like polyamory, which is a way to make unhappy more than one person..

Sources / More info: zamo-test, av-am-male, lie-inside, avam-inside, dirty sanchez, i-m-bitch, golddiggers-la, rdt-single, evo-poster, yt-av-am

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Din superbia Adevarului, cu Alina Brebenel si Mariana Iancu

Inca o mostra de profesionalism din partea Adeverului de Constanta, semnata de Alina Brebenel si Mariana Iancu: UPDATE Tânăra dispărută în Constanța a fost găsită moartă. Cadavrul, descoperit pe câmp, era înfăşurat în folii de plastic.

Tyrants tyrannized by tyranesses

We keep on hearing lately girlfriends' perspectives on various criminals. The laughing loner Loughner's former girlfriends spoke up and he emerges from their memories as a normal person.

Natalie Wood, truth drowned

I finally heard a few days ago news that I longed to hear ever since reading about the weird circumstances of Natalie Wood’s death.

Modern Love - His Version

I've recently read in Adevarul ("The Truth" - a Romanian publication similar to Daily Mail) a story in a new "serial" I wanted to comment, as I had some inside information. Then I thought, why comment on only one when I could comment on all of them? :)

Coincidente din Sclavie

I noticed, as I usually do, a few coincidences in slavery, so I hurry to share them with you. To read the translation, hover with your mouse.