Begging Fraudsterinae

High-street wisdom has it that donating to African women gives a bigger bang for the buck, for more of these donations will be spread within the community, benefitting more people. Perhaps this is why so many people were surprised by the latest round of cancer fakers, such as Ashley Kirilow and Jessica Ann Leeder in Ontario, Canada and Dorothy McGurk (more like a bum) in USA.

Tyrants tyrannized by tyranesses

We keep on hearing lately girlfriends' perspectives on various criminals. The laughing loner Loughner's former girlfriends spoke up and he emerges from their memories as a normal person.

the secret vasectomy

I came across some idiotic prose, indicative for what passes as entertainment or "good essay" on the tubes these days. It made it in the "best of craigslist" and collected about 827 votes on craigslist. And it reminded me of a story I lived.

Consuela et Tornada en Canada

Two recent news had me scratching my head. A tornado hit northern Ontario, throwing a cabin in the lake and a teacher was found dead in the trunk of a car.

Consuelo Valencia-Russo, a 44-year-old Toronto teacher was found in the trunk of her Toyota Corolla, died by asphyxiation. She lived on Gambello Crescent, had a 14-year-old boy with Cesar Palacio, a Toronto city counsellor and had also been married to Alex Carrillo-Baquero, an Ecuadorian man. I certainly hope that the murderer is apprehended.

On the same date, it has been reported that an F2 tornado, with winds of 181-252 km/h blasted through Fisherman’s Cove Resort on the tip of Lac Seul, 200 km NE of Kenora, just after 8:30 pm. The resort is very popular with people from USA, who are attracted by excellent fishing and form over 90% of guests. The torando had lifted several cabins off the ground and tossed one into the lake. The 3 people inside, from Ponca City, Oklahoma, died. CBC reported:

Environment Canada said it issued warnings hours before the tornado hit, but those who witnessed it firsthand said they didn't expect a funnel cloud, a rarity in the region.

Kyle Kurchheidt of Wisconsin was in another cabin that was hit by the tornado, but somehow he escaped with minor injuries.

"I tried to hold on and closed my eyes and hoped I didn't get hit by something," he said.

Cody Kahoot said he was driving to Ear Falls from Dryden when he saw a large amount of debris on the highway. He said he turned into the camp to see what was happening.

"One end of the camp got hit. There's three cabins and two of them were pretty much in the lake. It just looked like a little path went right through," he said.

"There was a fridge sitting in a boat out in the lake and the whole dock had been moved."

What most fishing tourists don’t seem to know is that the fish in the Great Lakes is laden with chemicals. Although previous studies seem to indicate that salmon has the lowest concentration of mercury, this seems to no longer be the case. Environmental Defence released their report also on Friday:

The report, Up to the Gills: 2009 Update on Pollution in Great Lakes Fish, analyzes the latest fish advisories published by the Ontario Ministry of the Environment for eight species of fish in 13 locations across the Great Lakes. Many categories of fish were found to be somewhat or completely unfit for human consumption. The report also looks at fish advisories over a period of time (2005 to 2009), and finds the situation is not improving.

The major chemical contaminants that cause consumption advisories for Great Lakes fish include mercury, PCBs, pesticides, dioxins and furans.  Health effects of these chemicals include damage to the nervous, respiratory and immune system, as well as cancer.

While some lakes showed some improvements since 2005, such as Lake Huron, many areas remain very polluted.  In Lake Ontario for example, 40% of the advisories examined in this report stated that it was unsafe to eat the affected fish in any quantity.  Larger fish typically receive more severe advisories because they are generally older and have accumulated more toxins in their tissue but in Lake Ontario, even small sizes of fish are receiving the most severe advisories. 

Almost 400,000 Canadian anglers fish the Great Lakes every year. The commercial and sport fishing industries are estimated to be worth $2.45 billion a year.   While the report highlights the benefits of fish in a healthy balanced diet, it does caution consumers to watch what kinds of fish they eat and from where.

The governments of Canada and the United States recently announced that they will update the Great Lakes Water Quality Agreement, the bi-national agreement in place to protect and restore the Great Lakes.  First signed in 1972, the agreement has not been revised since 1978.

It is unknown if those who endured and survived the tornado exclaimed, as their cabins were lifted off the ground, gosh darn! we’re not in Kansas anymore!

Sources / More info: cbc-tornado, cbc-slain-teacher, g&m-pcb, env-def-great-lakes, yt

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Lumea lui Radu PiticiGratis

Cineva mi-a atras atentia asupra articolelor lui Radu PiticiGratis. Am citit ce mi-a recomandat el, si-apoi am dat peste Gynecoland. M-a lovit o epifanie de revelatie care este.

Luati de cetiti:

via Pitici Gratis by Radu on 1/19/10

Am văzut o maşină pe care scria Gynecoland. Probabil vreo clinică de ginecologie. Dar nu e relevant ce înseamnă gynecoland. Relevant e ce înseamnă pentru mine gynecoland. Ce văd eu a fi cu ochii minţii gynecoland!

Şi pentru mine ar fi un tărâm magic. Un tărâm magic unde toată lumea ar avea pizdă. Şi toată lumea ar scobi în pizdă pe toată lumea! Astfel nu ar mai exista boli ale pizdei gen cancer de pizdă sau miros naşpa al pizdei pentru că toate bolile ar fi depistate la timp şi ar fi tratate la timp! Singura boală de pizdă existentă ar fi iritaţia de pizdă.

Pentru că toată lumea s-ar scobi mult prea mult în pizdă. Şi de aceea ar exista magazine de cremă mentolată, cu camfor care ar fi dese, cam cum sunt băncile şi farmaciile acum. Şi pizda ar avea şi ea mode. Un an s-ar purta labiile mari, un an labiile mici. Un an cu cărare pe mijloc, alt an într-o parte.

Ce reiese de-aici? But it’s obvious!

 

Nirvana lu’ Radu e maternitatea.

 

De unde pana unde? Pai, probabil, s-a tot injurat cu diversi, si-a castigat, dar in subconstient i-a ramas intiparita dorinta de a se reintoarce in placenta originara.

Desigur, aceasta este numai o ipoteza. Habar n-am cum s-o testez.

Oricum, de Radu ma leaga tot o chizda, probabil una din cele de mai sus. Alta data.

Sources / More info: Gynecoland, yt-maternity-ward

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LE: adaugat tag-uri la sugestia unui cititor anonim.

cacat cu sange

Azi m-am cacat cu o substanta rosie care poate e sange. M-am gandit ca te intereseaza. Cooked to perfection, cum iti place, perversule!

Prostitutes and female crime

There seems to be a flood of sex crime coming out of Romania which is - lest we forget - the number one exporter of prostitutes to Western Europe. If we are to believe the latest news, Romania is also the number one exporter of Gypsies. Coincidence?