funny insults car commercial

Aiming perhaps to increase ethnic acceptance through commerce, a seemingly British car commercial features a senior couple trying to bargain down the already low price of their dream car.

Writes Marc Lachapelle in AutoTrader:

The odds of seeing the names Dacia and Duster used together rival those of winning the 6/49 jackpot with a single ticket. Dacia is a Romanian carmaker that sold crudely-built replicas of old Renault models in Canada in the 80s and Duster is the name of a hallowed family of muscle cars sold under Chrysler’s defunct Plymouth brand in the 70s. Things have changed drastically at Dacia since Renault bought the company in 1999 and sales have almost tripled since the launch of the solid, no-frills Logan model in 2004, growing from 96,300 units sold in twelve countries to 257,000 units available in almost fifty last year. The striking Duster, Dacia’s first crossover concept, was created jointly by Renault’s design studios in Romania and France. It blends DNA from a sport coupe and what Europeans call a MPV (Multi-Purpose Vehicle).

Here’s what I could make of the dialogue (trialogue?):

F: oh, it’s gorgeous
M: I’m not sure if I have enough on me
F: yes you have
[S greets, M gets headache]
M [laying the money on the table] here we are then
S: are you trying to haggle? ..you little shrivelled toddlers’ brick (??)
M: I’m not paying a penny more for that junk heap of scrap metal!
S: you’ve got to be kidding, no? it’s not a done car..
M: you’re not telling me that there’s any juice left in that [???] of sardine tin, you [CDO?]yogurt seller!
F: packed threaded spit is what’s holding it together, that’s all! [spits]
S: screw your mommies you duo of geriatric circus monkeys, where do you think you are, some stinkin’ flea market? that dacia duster is the best car on the market! state of the art 1.6 L 16 valve cylinder, 110 horse power engine. now i know you don’t know what it means [says to M, then turns to F] but I reckon you might, you do the driving, yeah?
F: I’d be surprised if there’s even an engine in that festering horse sled!
M: I bet you did it on the back seat with your mother. while your father watched.
S: Shut your face, or else I’ll have to put my pecker underneath your moustache, you filthy Gypsy! and take your bribe money too!
F [to M, whispering]: give him your watch, dear!
M [protesting] it belonged to dad!
S: are you still here, you toad faced stupid round face German [???]
F [to M]: give him your phone!
M [to F]: you give him YOUR phone!
M [in underwear, taking the key]: may your head swell up until your bones crumble!
S: [charmingly] scare off to your second wife or I’ll shove your mom up the hill
[they laugh and part ways]

Here’s an even more “revolutionary” commercial from Dacia

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